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Fuck off - he stole my gig and I saw him playing keyboards for a crap support band whilst I was working on Active Galactic Nuclei, and he hadn't even started uni yet. Bastard. And everyone's "oh, isn't Cox wonderful" and "isn't Brian just the perfect new face for British science" But I'm not jealous, oh no... and my bastard best "friend" bought my Cox's new book for Christmas just so he could watch my face when I opened the wrapping paper...now, how do I wipe this foam from my teeth?Edited by cavediver, : No reason given.

Well, we did have a plan to lay tracks outside his office so we could make him go where we wanted, so it might have worked...But it's too late now. Look what the pair of bastards have been up to...