Hey, Jeff. I like your perspective already. I grew up in the Bible Belt a vocal atheist by 12, and I've seen the wrathful Xian up close.
So I won't pray for you like Buz and ICANT, but I'll drink to your arrival:
May dogs eat your enemies, and the devil eat the dogs.
Have you ever been to an American wedding? Where's the vodka? Where's the marinated herring?!
-Gogol Bordello
Real things always push back.
-William James