A quick joke that I was told by a student last week.
I will condense it as he went on and on, but the gist is this.
A bishop visits a high school and is having a chat with a class full of kids.
He asks the first one what his beliefs are and he says that he is a Christian, reborn by the Blood of Christ, saved by his sacrifice and grace.
The Bishop then asked the next child, he said much the same.
After asking a few he comes to this boy.
Bishop 'Well my son what is your faith'
Boy 'I am an atheist sir'
Bishop 'an atheist, God help you, why are you an atheist?'
Boy 'Well my dad is an atheist'
Bishop 'Oh so your dad is an atheist so that makes you an athiest'
Boy 'Well I suppose so'
Bishop 'Well what if your dad was a wife beater, or a racist, or spread lies, or beat up his children?'
Boy 'Ah, well then I would be a Christian'
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