Humor

A womaniser dies and goes to hell for his sins. When he arrives, he is greeted by the devil, who tells him he has the choice of three rooms for his eternal stay. Asking if he can view them before he decides, the man is led into the first room. He opens the door to discover a million people standing on their heads on a concrete floor.
"I don't like the look of that" says the man. "Let me see the next room." So Satan leads him further. When they reach the second room, the man opens the door to reveal a million people, all of whom are standing on their heads on a wooden floor.
"No, that's not for me either," says the philanderer, shaking his head.
Eventually they reach the final room, and the man peeks round the door to find a million people standing knee-deep in shit, smoking and drinking coffee. Despite the atrocious smell, he decides this is the best option of the three and tells the devil of his decision.
"You sure?" asks the devil. "You can't change your mind."
"I'm absolutely positive," he says.
The devil leaves him there, but returns just five minutes later, whereupon he claps his hands and orders, "Okay you lot, coffee break is over. Get back on your heads!"