Stephen,
Hey, now, enough with that sarcasm. I believe the Bible Codes prove that God exists, that we are at spiritual war with demons, that Darwinist evolution is a lie from the maw of the Evil One, and that churchgoers are committing mortal sin. And God told me so. If you don't believe it, that's your choice. But He tells me to despise you for it, and to inform you that you'll rot in the furnace of Hell for not believing. Don't blame me, blame the Big Guy.
I've presented all my evidence in the form of anecdote. I formulate quasi-scientific tests that are strange parodies of valid scientific methodology. I've dodged all challenges to subject my claims to controlled testing. Anyone who accuses me of stacking the deck, to give myself the right to believe whatever I want to believe, is taking Satan's side in the war against God. Our loving Father says I should hate them deeply and accuse them of scientific ignorance. Don't blame me, blame the Big Guy.
Sounds like you're the one with the problem. Maybe you should get some epistemology, or beg the loving Father for faith and wisdom like mine. Feel free to call me a hateful crank, if you like, but I know it's only a product of your blind allegiance to your master Satan. I have the evidence, and God tells me what I need to know. You'd better equip yourself for a long eternity on the lake of burning fire, because that's where God tells me you're going. Don't blame me, blame the Big Guy.
regards,
Esteban "Not My Fault" Hambre