Humor

So, this family's cat has a litter of kittens. Their daughter takes to them immediately. A couple days later, a visitor arrives, and, of course, the little girl has to bring them in to see the kittens."These are my creationist kittens!", the girl says.The visitor rolls his eyes and smiles, deciding to humor the girl. A few months later, the same visitor stops by again, and of course, the girl is still enthralled by her kittens. She drags the visitor yet again over to see the kittens."Look, my evolutionist kittens are starting to walk around!", she says."I thought these were your creationist kittens?", the visitor asks."Oh, they were," says the girl, "but that was only when their eyes were closed."------------------
"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."

Stop me if you've heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into an inn. He hands the innkeeper three nails, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"(from "The Crow")(entries I made in a photoediting contest. Sacrilicious, ne?)------------------
"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."[This message has been edited by the Lord Jesus Christ the Savior, 12-25-33][This message has been edited by Rei, 10-03-2003]

Just so you know, Dan.. even though you haven't been getting many responses, we're all enjoying these, so keep them coming. ... We're laughing quietly so our bosses don't hear us. ------------------
"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."

(an actual proselytizing poster... thank you, Nigeria, for keeping us amused ).------------------
"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."

A little off topic, but...------------------
"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."

Bah... I don't want to have to take the time to copy it to my website But I bet this one will link OK Ah, I love engrish... ------------------
"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."