Humor

Well, the debate is over. Turns out there is a God.And he's got a wicked sense of humor. ------------------
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Dan Carroll

Heh heh. I gotta steal that one. A little more humor, a little more related to the forum.------------------
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Dan Carroll

One of my favorites has Jesus and Moses out on a fishing trip. They've caught their quota, and they're ready to head home. So Moses stands up, raises his staff, and the lake parts. He walks back to shore.So Jesus gets up, steps out off the boat intending to walk across the water, and immediately sinks to the bottom. Moses parts the water again, pulls Jesus out, and Jesus says, "I don't understand what went wrong! It worked so well the last time!"Moses responds, "Yeah, but that was before you had those holes in your feet."

More funny... Supply Side Jesus by Al Franken and Don SimpsonandBob the Angry Flower in WWJD?------------------
Mrs. Krabappel: Are there any questions?
Bart: Yes, how would I go about creating a half-man/half-monkey type of creature?
Mrs. Krabappel: I'm sorry, that would be playing God.
Bart: God schmod! I want my monkey-man!

More humor, damn you! Who Will Be Eaten First? by Howard Hallis

Thanks, Rei. Now nobody will ever be able to shut me up. I know it's not actually creation/evolution related, but today's Diesel Sweeties made me laugh so hard I just had to share it.And no, I don't know why it made me laugh as hard as it did. I never do with this comic.

And aw heck... just to keep with the creo/evo theme, here's another Bob strip.

Heh heh.I'm a Philosopher/Scientist!

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"Perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."
-Anya

Heard this one today, thought I would share it with the room.George W. Bush is doing a PR session, talking to a second grade class. He goes on about civic pride, about democracy, etc. etc. At the end of the talk, he asks, "Are there any questions?"A little boy raises his hand, and Bush says, "yes, what's your name?"The boy says, "My name is Billy. I have three questions.1) Why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?
2) Why doesn't my daddy have a job?
3) Why did we invade Iraq when they didn't have weapons?"Bush responds to the little boy, "Those are very good, very grown-up questions, Billy, and I have answers for you."Suddenly the recess bell rings, and the children all run out of the classroom. When they come back, Bush is still there. He says to the children, "As I was saying, are there any questions?"A little boy raises his hand, and Bush says, "yes, what's your name?"The boy says, "My name is Eddie. I have five questions.1) Why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?
2) Why doesn't my daddy have a job?
3) Why did we invade Iraq when they didn't have weapons?
4) Why did the recess bell ring twenty minutes early?
5) Where the f*ck is Billy?"[This message has been edited by Dan Carroll, 02-20-2004]

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"Perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."
-Anya

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Only one, but it's got to want to change.

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"Perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."
-Anya

This looks like it might well be the greatest movie of all time.

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"Perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."
-Anya

Nah, I'm more of an Asimov man.

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"Perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."
-Anya

Prayer I can get behind.

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"Perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."
-Anya