Congratulations on the baby!
Cheers
I hope he decides to be a conservative omphalist when he grows up, so you'll have plenty of opportunities to have aggravatingly unproductive philosophical debates, and, each time you do, you'll think of me and our good ol' days on EvC, and get a major headache.
Cutting!!! Ouch!! But
Anyway in my dotage maybe I will be the conservative omphalist. Just for laughs.
That is, if it's still legal to torture and kill barley plants when your son's old enough to debate. For your sake, I hope the enlightenment is slow (and the aliens' ships are slower).
Barley. There won't be any barley. The end is nigh. The aliens are coming and we are all doomed.
It'll probably all lead to a pub somewhere.
I will be invariably leading somebody somewhere to a pub.