Larni writes:
After watching an episode of Friends where Joey was in a porno, I dreamt that I was in one too, this very night. It took place in a field behind a church I used to live near which had lions climbing all over it.
I then had to explain this to my partner who turned into my mum. The locale news paper was there as was Lea of off Big Brother.
The lions represent sexual desire - they are trying to get into the church (which is a sign of sexual repression). You are having sex
behind the church rather than in it because of sexual repression. Your Partner turning into your mother is a sign that you wish to have a sex change operation.
What you need to do is go to the church and have sex in it - this will cure all of your problems.
That will be 350 please.