Stawmen, quote mining, out of date information, and total falsehoods.
C'mon, Ned. We all know that the reason that straw men, quote mining, and lies don't prove anything is because you evil-utionists hold a presupposition worldview that
says that they don't.
If, instead, you assume that lies are true and that made-up crap is as good as facts, then the proof of creationsim is airtight!