Prepare yourselves for their assault with this new scientific evidence that just blows evolution out of the water!
Surely we can defend ourselves with the issue cover of a fortnight later (Feb 7-13, 2009), BORN BELIEVERS: How Your Brain Creates God.
Genesis 2
17 But of the ponderosa pine, thou shalt not eat of it; for in the day that thou shinniest thereof thou shalt sorely learn of thy nakedness.
18 And we all live happily ever after.