I know what it is like to inhale hair: I regularly experience it while, er, vigorously exercising with my girlfriend but I manage to continue to get enough oxygen to, er, complete the workout. Sometimes.
Maybe your own male hair is much coarser Truthlover!
I actually heard that Asian hair is round (and hence straight) and the curliest hair is asymetrical.
What the heck is with balding then? Where does that fit in with evolution?
And why do women find completely shaven more appealing than the monk (semi-bald) look?