But an atheist can do what ever he wants.
This is, as always, why I take an hour out each day to use puppies as an instrument with which to club orphans.
After all, there's no God. This means I exist in a complete moral vacuum, bereft of all outside influence.
"We had survived to turn on the History Channel
And ask our esteemed panel, Why are we alive? And here's how they replied:
You're what happens when two substances collide
And by all accounts you really should have died."
-Andrew Bird