It just occurred to me. God probably created Adam because he was desperate for anal sex. Genesis makes perfect sense to me now. Adam probably complained that his butt hurt too much after a while (God probably has a very very big penis), and that's why God created Eve with a refined hole for insertion.
actually, there's good textual evidence that god making man was a stepping-stone for god making another god. i won't really go into, but you're more or less right, minus the sexual part.
god is apparently capable of that all by hisself, according to the qabala.
and yes, it did work considerably better than new coke.