Try to ignore Doddy, Sub. He`s using an old dodge beloved by Brisbanites and the Australian Tax Office known as 'dazzling them with figures'. Mention the 'Compton gradient factor' a lot. Dunno what it means, but it sure impressed the hell out of me.
On another note, while metal detecting, I discovered a small, round metallic thingy in the bottom of a hole. It is either a small, round metallic thingy, or a sample of Substantium making its way back to Mommy. Could explain the numerous holes in the Earth`s surface formerly attributed to the dreaded haggis. Will investigate further.
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