I hit the health club up 3 times a week
Nothing pleases me to read more than this. Well, maybe if you brought that up to 5-6 days a week. With at least one day a week spent learning MMA. That would be better.
If you have to do only 3 days, spend at the very least 5 hours at the gym.
Mom, though she still does the cooking.
I don't like the sound of that - Keep away from carbs!
Oni