OMG
please tell me that "Hello Kitty" sporran is photoshopped. I'm horrified!
As for the piccie associated with me, yes I've got blond hair (ish, if you don't count the grey roots), I like tartan, I like high shoes. Sadly, if you remember the thread from aeons ago about shaving legs, you'll recall that I have short, fat, hairy ones
I still manage to fool myself that I look like Lara Croft