phoney-oni writes:
We'll be called: The people who hate the people that hate America, or TPWHTPTHA for short.
But my team is already called "The people who hate the people who hate the people who hate America," or "Up-Yours" for short.
phoney-oni writes:
Our blankets are made from real American flags; you'll sleep like a fetus in the womb of America.
And when given birth, it will be like from a crack-whore with defects similar to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. You'll have intense intellectual disability, permanent central nervous system damage, poor cause-effect reasoning, and in some remote cases, Mormonism.