And in a slightly more science-y incarnation, I was told by an educated chemical salesman that his pastor had told the congregation that the Earth was Very Special because it has the most perfectly circular orbit of any planet in our Solar System, Praise Be!
Except it doesn't, as 20 seconds' Googling will tell you. But my salesman didn't Google it and really, really didn't want to believe me when I told him "not so." So half the Baptists in Abilene likely still think our orbit is less eccentric than Venus's or Neptune's. The other half probably were asleep for that part of the sermon.