Christian-bashing? Well that's new for me. I guess I hate my family now, thanks for letting me know.
Revisionist? The Supreme Court, a handful of dudes who know more about your constitution than you, ruled that you're wrong. As I said, you can always try to have it changed.
I can't wait to see your version of a deity in action (please ask him for a remake of Sodom!) because people like you promised something like that for the last 2000 years but nothing happened.