So, uh... looks like they cured cancer, then.
No...
seriously.
Look, I'm a ten-year-plus smoker. Can somebody who knows medicine please go ahead and tell me if this is legit or not before I start wildly pumping my fist in the air, laughing at cancer, and screaming, "USA! USA! USA!"?
"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert