My weekend with the Goths

I've just been to my first Whitby, by which of course I mean the Whitby Goth Weekend - a by-annual gathering of the Goths by the seaside in Northern England for much drunkenness, some music and a lot of behaving like complete tarts.In other words, I went to my spiritual home I travelled down on the Friday, accompanied by Morph who knew the way, and arrived at the B&B about 2.30 rather tired and hungry. We wondered around some stalls, talked to many, many goths and eventually made it to the pub for food. And beer. The beer is important.The official WGW programme consists of two nights of goth bands playing and the presence of a large number of market traders hawking Gothic clothing and oversized stompy boots. In practice the simple presence of many, many goths is more of the draw and the pub scene is about as meaningful as the actual main event.Yes, so there was beer and the eight or so of us that Morph had booked into his usual B&B had gathered. Plus I acquired new goth gear to go out in. We returned to the B&B, got changed, and wondered down to the venue for the evening's gig where I switched to drinking cider. Lots of cider. To be honest my recollection becomes a little vague at this point, but at some point I seemed to acquire an attractively busty Irish lass much to the fear of Dave, my new roomie, who has had an amazing ability to end up sleeping in the bath whenever he's been sharing a room at Whitby. But I was not so cruel and we managed to arrange a room we could retire to without making anyone sleep in a bath (although apparently, Dave didn't come home 'til gone five 'cos he was scared of what he might find).I shall skip a bit here out of respect for taste and decency At about four in the morning I woke up rather drunk and confused and realising I needed the toilet and got out of bed but rather than going into the en suite I wondered out into the B&B. At this point I woke up a bit more and realised several things:I was in a strange B&B
I didn't know where a toilet was
I didn't have my glasses on or my contacts in and thus couldn't see terribly much
I couldn't remember which room I'd come out ofAnd I was naked.Completely stark, bollocking naked. So I wandered up and down the stairs a bit. Still unable to remember where I'd come from I did find a toilet. Which was good. I came out of the toilet and stood on the landing. Some more things occurred to me:I didn't know where the B&B I was staying at was
I didn't know what it was called
Even if I could somehow get to it my keys were in my trousers. Which weren't on me.And I was currently standing in front of a large window.Fortunately for me, but not so much for the humour value of the anecdote I did then find the room I was supposed to be in without getting caught.And that was Friday.On Saturday I (now fully clothed) found the B&B I was staying at, and wondered in just in time for breakfast and met the landlady (Cath) as I wondered in, "Have you been for a walk," she asked. I grinned a little sheepishly.After breakfast I got some sleep, and the rest of the day was passed with food and shopping. Most of my friends, and many, many of the goths at Whitby knew a guy called Tal Stoneheart (who is also Lembit Opik's brother) who sadly passed away last November, but before he died he'd discussed matter with his wife, Fury (who is lovely, BTW), and asked that when died he be given a Viking send-off in Whitby - a sendoff which was to be that evening. So many of the goths (and a large number of Whitby locals) gathered to watch what was a remarkably moving memorial ceremony and then see a longship (which for obvious reasons was burnt on the beech not the sea) containing Tal's ashes and some of his artwork and possessions - and a hell of a lot of combustables - set aflame by a pair of archers firing flaming arrows.Most of us then wondered to the main event for more bands. It was quieter that the first night, but there were more spectacular costumes on show. Being still rather worn out I didn't drink much and got an early night.Sunday, however, was a different matter. We were waiting outside The Elsinor (a pub) by the time it opened just before midday and by the time we went for lunch at 1.30 I'd already put away four pints of free beer. Lunch was at a very nice restaurant (The Vintner) and washed down with a rather nice Shiraz. Tradition has it that Sunday night at Whitby is taken at a local nightclub for the 80's night but that wasn't for a while so we went for a walk on the pier before getting changed and joining the queue - in which I made some new friends and drank some more booze. Then there was much bouncing, moshing and dancing, the wonderful site of a few hundred goths doing the Conga to Do the Locomotion - and some interesting interpretations of the best way to dance to The Irish Rover.And, then, as I said to Dave, I went to an after party but a scary girl was trying to have sex with me so I left.Which brings us to Monday when goodbyes were said and home was returned to.

I studied in York a couple of years ago but, like a fool, I never made it to Whitby.Your weekend sounds amazing! I have always felt that being a Goth takes a bit too much effort to properly emmerse myself in, but I have known a few wicked Goths over the years. I would love to go along and have a look at something like that though. Wow.I've never understood those boots. To me they look rather silly, but to each their own.I have always relied on the kindness of Goths.

Boy, you guys really know how to party over there.I haven't had an experience like that since the rock festivals of the early 70's.God, I'm getting old....

Hes in England your in Kansas....nuff said. (*said in jest)

My brother-in-law used to live in Whitby, not by choice, but because he was sent to the church there - he's a Roman Catholic priest. Imagine his horror when, out for a stroll, he encountered what looked like a bunch of vampires! He didn't know about the Goth gatherings in Whitby.We spend our holidays at his place and I loved being in Whitby for the Goths. I'm a closet Goth. I love the clothes, the atmosphere, the whole shebang. Hubby however, isn't as keen and would be horrified if I started dressing as a Goth now, after all I'm now a mother to a six year old.Sadly, my brother-in-law was moved from Whitby about a year and a half ago and we now visit him in his new parish. Its a lovely place, but not a patch on Whitby during a Goth weekend!

As an amateur costumer from a family of costumers, I'm curious about the details of your Goth vestments (your Gothstume, perhaps?).

Surely in this digital age you took some pictures to share with us?And I promise not to call you Shirley again...

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I don't actually own a digital camera, so I didn't take any. And although I know where pictures of said busty Irish lass are, posting pictures of girls I've slept with on forum boards strikes me as, well, creepy.Sorry.You can find assorted pics from the weekend here, here and here.

I'm not really into OTT goth wear. The most outlandish I got is jeans with laces down the side (and big shiny holes for them to go to) and a top with big shiny rings up the arms - and, of course, New Rocks.

It would be - I was only joking!

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after