Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
When you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother.
The best part of you ran down your mama's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress.
What you have just said is one of most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
You're dumber than a bag of hammers.
She: Does this skirt make me look fat?
He: Don’t blame the skirt.
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