I came across this insult from one lawyer to another and rather admired it:
" .... closed-minded, self-righteous, vindictive and gonad-grindingly pig-thick cockwomble whose incapacity for compassion or deductive reasoning represents a regrettable blight on the institution of summary justice.'
I particularly like the use of the word 'cockwomble' which has various definitions, none of which are pleasant but almost all are pleasing. It's worth a moment or two on the urban dictionary - which revealed another interesting variant, the whompercunt who is just a tad stupider than the cockwomble.
Urban Dictionary: Cockwomble
And who could forget Monty Python's "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries"
"You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malouderless pervert."
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