Register here! Are you creationist or evolutionist?

I accept the theory of evolution.

Let's give credit where credit is due schraf...Syamsu is a wonderful comedian...who else could come up with a line like "I tend to ignore science"..you can practically hear the drum roll and the crash of the cymbal's after that one....or his joke about not believing in natural selection rather in "the wet penis and wet vagina"..how can such humor not bring a smile to ones face? or Salty, now there was a comedian of profound wit..."Grasse agrees with me but he is dead so there is no point in arguing"(my paraphrase) was a wonderful oft used punchline in salty's repetoire....or "the evidence for design is self evident"...concise yet profoundly comedic....even messenjah told a great joke upon his arrival "I know evolution like the back of my hand"...I am still recovering my breathe from this outburst of wit.

did he by chance say who the other two would be?
If it is a competition would it be like American Idol? American God...I would have to say the Hindu pantheon might have an advantage in the dancing competition, the Greek gods might win for fashion since everyone loves a toga party.

this should give the fundie's yet one more characteristic to rant against...those evilutionist/atheist/jugglers...you can always spot them a mile away

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I challenge your statement about we creationists being humourless. I consider myself a very funny fundy. Sorry...

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tell us a joke tell us a joke

Another shocking statistic is that 100% of my messages on this forum are posted under the name Mammuthus!...this may be the clear evidence for design (though intelligent is debatable) we have all been seeking since like 100% of the arguments presented by the ID movement, it is completely irrelevant....that I find two independent subjects with 100% probability cannot be coincidence!I would check my statistics but like Syamsu I have to do laundry so that I may "tend to ignore science" and in any case I might have to make comparisons which could lead to nazism since after all.

Looks more like Che Guevara...what he is doing in the nebula one can only ponder

Sorry, it is clearly Che and you cannot prove me wrong for after all Che did say "Hasta la victoria siempr!"Nobody knows how old Che "really" is...should his birth certificate be taken literally or figuratively?I do applaud your attempts at logic however,...such examples of deductive reasoning as you have demonstrated were long thought to be confined to the beer stalls of monster truck rally stadiums but obviously such an artificial limit was only in my mind.

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I don't even comparison shop, except for detergents.

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You goose stepping fascist! I must run now and do laundry WITHOUT comparing detergents so that I can ignore the science of detergent! The "wet penis and vagina" have gone limp from this revelation...Everyone should go away.

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since unlike crashfrog and Mammuthus I have not yet evolved to advanced photosynthesis.

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Actually I have not advanced quite so far..I am merely a semi-obligate parasite who wanders from one non-associated departmental seminar to another to snag coffee and cookies and then leave before the seminar starts. I hope to evolve into fully obligate parasite whereby my students get the coffee and cookies for me without my having to move.

Sorry, like your understandable confusion in distinguishing Che and Jesus you have here confused the creation event with a common melanoma Note to Moose..sorry, couldnt resist..I'll stop now

Who took the picture of creation taking place if creation had not happened yet or was in the process of happening?answer: Che...since anything goes with creationist logic