Register here! Are you creationist or evolutionist?

Let's see what the statistics are like round here. We should really have a poll engine, but in the absence of one somebody can whip up some percentages. Anyway, I'm a literal six-day YEC, as you call them around here. Which view do you hold?

OK, let's see here.Evolutionists:Andya Primanda
Asgara
crashfrog
Dan Carroll
DBlevins [I think]
kjsimons
Mammuthus
mark24
Mr Jack
PaulK
Percipient [based on my reading his/her posts]
Quetzal
Rei
schrafinator
sidelined
terrigena
TheoMorphic
Wounded King
xwhydoyoureyesx
zephyrAutodeist evolutionists:CthulhuVery young earth evolutionists:MrHambreCreationists:buzsaw
defenderofthefaithUnknown:Brad McFall
NosyNed [did not specify]
TrueCreationAfter a short survey, that gives us 74% evolutionists and about 8% creationists. Another 8% are very unorthodox variations of evolutionists.
schrafinator, I challenge your statement about we creationists being humourless. I consider myself a very funny fundy. Sorry...

Kudos to roxrkool for bringing the number of evolutionists up from 20 out of 27 registered to 21 of 28! A clear and even 75%, making my tedious arithmetic so much easier.
Now if anyone makes it 29 registered, they get three "Shame"s and go sit in the corner.
I apologise for my tardiness in posting, but I was writing a Norman Conquest history essay some weeks ago and put in the date 14 October 1066, whereupon Microsoft Word helpfully asked if I would like to see my calendar or schedule a meeting. I realised in horror that I was nearly a thousand years late and had to spend quite some time making it up to the Normans. So you do understand. The rest of my time was spent consuming solid food, since unlike crashfrog and Mammuthus I have not yet evolved to advanced photosynthesis. Natural selection eventually will weed out the unfit and favour those who do not have to spend too much time away from their computers, as detailed in a German scientific study which I saw in a dream somewhere. I would also like to give credit to Alex for defining 'autodeist', but cannot cite him directly since that would involve stressful scrolling and clicking.

Crashfrog pops up again with another post towards his intended goal of taking over the forum. Why didn't you get him when he appeared, fellas? By now he's back in his evil lair deep in the Lurkers Zone beneath the echoing, dimly-lit subway tunnels of EvCforum.
Meanwhile, my university is conducting a parasite hunt, but due to their clever camouflage defence mechanisms we have only sprayed one so far. When spotted, they are able to quickly change appearance to blend in with their surroundings, such as getting long, straggly hair, glasses and baggy clothing to escape detection as a computer professor. Our supplies of coffee and cookies are fast being infested. Can anyone help us?