When the third resident approached, I pointed to the senior physician, and said, "Sir, ask that bastard--he knows where it hurts."
When I got admitted to the hospital, the gave me antibiotics intravenously, and I start throwing up uncontrollably from it. So I started ringing for the nurse. They were taking there time coming, so I had to ring a few times. Then a voice came over the speaker and said "what is the problem?" I answered & threw up at the same time, and said "I'm throwing up". That sounds and looks horrible, when you do both at the same time. I kept throwing up until all I could taste was medicine in my mouth, then they gave me another shot to help me stop throwing up, it worked.
Then the guy next to me was having dreams about his grandchild all night long, and kept shouting out: "Michael don't touch that, Michael stop doing that!" When he woke up, I was like who id Michael?
What a fun night that was.