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Jon Inactive Member |
Phat... where do you get these "jokes" from? You must make them up on the spot, eh?
Oh well... I asked for it J0N
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ringo Member (Idle past 667 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Phat writes: Five. One to handle the light bulb, four to rebuke the spirit of darkness. Three will do in a pinch. It only takes two or three gathered in His name to rebuke the darkness. Help scientific research in your spare time. No cost. No obligation. Join the World Community Grid with Team EvC
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Omnivorous Member (Idle past 130 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: |
Somebody has channeled John--maybe because of the just-released final pages from the Nixon era Lennon FBI file.
If you haven't seen this already, enjoy!
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Phat Member Posts: 18650 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 4.3 |
That is hilarious and also very well done! Perhaps the artists will save the world when the intellectual eggheads (and deciders) are unable to put 2 and 2 together!
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nator Member (Idle past 2425 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: |
Q: How many YEC's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They don't accept science so they simply live in the dark.
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nator Member (Idle past 2425 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: |
Fantastic, fantastic
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Jazzns Member (Idle past 4166 days) Posts: 2657 From: A Better America Joined: |
Has this one made it here yet?
http://atheistdelusion.cf.huffingtonpost.com/ Of course, biblical creationists are committed to belief in God's written Word, the Bible, which forbids bearing false witness; --AIG (lest they forget)
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Nighttrain Member (Idle past 4249 days) Posts: 1512 From: brisbane,australia Joined: |
From that link
God is real. And he's unbelievable.
Well, he got it half right, Jazz :-p
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1660 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
I also loved the circular reasoning complete with diagrams of the circular reasoning:
god wrote the bible therefore the bible is truethe bible is true therefore god wrote the bible and the frequent use of the arguments from incredulity, ignorance and authority. and the implication that everyone not a fundamental christian is an atheist and ... but why go on eh? People that want to believe this kind of thing are entitled to their delusions of reality. enjoy. Edited by RAZD, : modified ending compare Fiocruz Genome and fight Muscular Dystrophy with Team EvC! (click) we are limited in our ability to understand by our ability to understand RebelAAmericanOZen[Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share.
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Dr Adequate Member Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Sheesh, it's a parody.
Poe's Law strikes again.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1660 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Nice music too.
Myspace compare Fiocruz Genome and fight Muscular Dystrophy with Team EvC! (click) we are limited in our ability to understand by our ability to understand RebelAAmericanOZen[Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share.
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subbie Member (Idle past 1510 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
From an AP article on the possibility of Cal Ripken being the first baseball player elected to the HOF on his first ballot with 100% of the vote:
"History tells us that he's not going to be unanimous because nobody's ever unanimous. Until somebody is, my gut feeling is it won't happen that way," said Peter Schmuck, a baseball writer for The (Baltimore) Sun and a former BBWAA chapter president. I did not make up this quote, nor did I make up the guy's name. Honest. Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
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ramoss Member (Idle past 867 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: |
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Chiroptera Inactive Member |
Where I grew up, one of our TV channels was CBC, so I was able to appreciate the humor in the linked spot about the effects of various drugs on the wood spider.
Enjoy.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1660 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
someone who shaves their head for christmas?
Yul Bringer enjoy? compare Fiocruz Genome and fight Muscular Dystrophy with Team EvC! (click) we are limited in our ability to understand by our ability to understand RebelAAmericanOZen[Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. |
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