You are driving a car and decide to commit suicide, a young girl leaps out in front of you. What do you do?
If at that moment I decide to commit suicide, then hitting the girl isn’t gonna help, as Car v Human usually turns out bad for human on foot and not for the human driving car. So the only real decision is to hit the anchors and try and avoid the dumb bitch who jumped out in front of you. Go home, go out to bar get hammered and then find a building over 7 floors and jump off it (under 7 floors, it’s gonna hurt but isn’t guaranteed to do the job)
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