The point of "know" return. (Can there be X-atheist?)

Actually dissing the holy spirit is listed as an unforgivable sin too....Here goes: that Holy Spirit he blows goats! Yup, no heaven for me.

You're gonna' burn dude...

There's yet another way to assure that you go to hell: simply attribute to Satan any of the miracles that the bible attributes to Jesus. I'm not sure what bible verse this is based on, but biblical literalists seem to agree that doing this will surely send you to hell with no possibility of redemption. I remember reading an article some time ago by an atheist college professor who says he does this in order to stop fundies in their attempts to "save" him.

Reckon does it work on Jahovahs Witnesses?

I dunno, but the next time I encounter one (which shouldn't be too long, I've seen them in the neighborhood lately) I'm gonna try it.

Just start yellin'; "SATAN RASED LAZERUS!" at 'em....I also heard a chalk line of a body in the driveway with Watch Towers scattered around is effective.

Adding Yellow Tape helps.

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A friend of mine used to open the door to Jehova's Witnesses with a bloody knife in his hand (tomato juice will do fine) and ask them: "Could you come back later? We're rather busy now with a virgin." Rather rudely, they would not return.This message has been edited by Parasomnium, 10-25-2004 08:42 AM

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