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SRO2  Inactive Member |
I'm sorry Lam, I shouldn't have used your sexual orientation to be subject for debate. It was wrong of me. I just get so pissed when I see people post things that I know aren't true. I won't do it again.
Allen
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 504 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
Haha. How about this. I'll start a thread titled "Rocket is straight?" Then, we'll be even
The Laminator
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SRO2  Inactive Member |
My sexual preferances are none of your concern, and I'll thank you in advance for not bringing up the stuff about the chickens and rope.
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NosyNed Member Posts: 9003 From: Canada Joined: |
Chickens! ?/ ewwwwww
Now, Ducks, well, you know, Ducks!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 504 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
Do you have a brother name Troy McClure?
The Laminator
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SRO2  Inactive Member |
Who's Troy McClure?
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sidelined Member (Idle past 5935 days) Posts: 3435 From: Edmonton Alberta Canada Joined: |
Rocket
Surely you are no stranger to that monument of american television who's characters reflect the genuine cultural spectrum of life liberty and the pursuit of donuts? Doh!
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jar Member (Idle past 421 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
A short Filmography of Troy McClure
Movies (top) * [7F13] "Cry Yuma"* [7F13] "Here Comes the Coast Guard" * [8F01] "Preacher With a Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro) * [8F03] "The Revenge of Abe Lincoln" * [8F03] "The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West" * [8F14] "Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro) * [8F14] "Gladys The Groovy Mule" (1957) [note: Bart and Milhouse watch this movie in SC#30] [8F14] "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" (1) * * [9F07] "Dial M for Murderousness" * [9F07] "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" * [9F20] "'P' is for Psycho" * [9F20] "The President's Neck is Missing!" * [1F21] "The Boatjacking of Supership 79" * [1F21] "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms" * [2F07] "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out" * [3F15] "Muppets Go Medieval" (1977 - with Dyan Cannon and The Muppets) * [3F15] "The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed" * [3F15] "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall" * [3F15] "Meet Joe Blow" * [3F15] "Give My Remains to Broadway" * [3F15] "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud" * [3F15] "Leper in the Backfield" * [3F15] "Make-Out King of Montana" * [3F15] "The Electric Gigolo" * [3F15] "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" (also director) (2) * [5F11] "David Vs. Super-Goliath" (Bible epic) * [5F11] "Suddenly Last Supper" (Bible epic) * [SI#2] "Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant" * [SI#8] "The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" (bit part) * [SC#1] "Jagged Attraction" * [SC#1] "Look Who's Still Oinking" * [SC#5] "Three Men And A Nuke" * [SC#12] "Ten Was Too Many" * [SC#14] "The Computer Wore Puka Shells" * [SC#14] "The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks" * [SC#14] "The Mediocre Journey" * [SC#26] "A Fish Taco Called Juanita" (with Cheech Marin!) * [SC#32] "Human Fondue - Surviving the Wisconsin Dell's Cheese Factory Explosion" * [SC #36] "All the President's Monkeys" * [SC #36] "Android Beach Party" * [SC #36] "Back to the Sequel" * [SC #36] "Butter -- The Motion Picture" * [SC #36] "The Cougar and the Polka King" * [SC #36] "Cut it Out -- The Wacky Adventures of Jack the Ripper" * [SC #36] "Dracula's Disco-Studio Fifty Gore" * [SC #36] "Driving Mr. T" * [SC #36] "Three Dames And a Dam" (1978 - with Nancy Robertson) * [SC #36] "Saturnforce 3000" * [BM#1] "Calling All Lumberjacks" * [BM#1] "The Day Paul Bunyan Cried" * [RM#412] "Radioactive Man III" * [SJ] "The Pulverizer" * [SJ] "Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel" * [SJ] "Sleepless in Shelbyville" * [SJ] "The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating" * [TC] "Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee" * [TC] "Eenie Meeni Miney, Die" * [AD] "A Bridge Too Far" (as Todd, the worlds unluckiest dentist) * [AD] "Swing, Swang, Swung" (as Bobby, the happy-go-lucky boyhood friend of Ook-Ook the lip cancer chimp) * [AD] "Three Men and a Bunsen Burner" (as the doomed Professor Landrew) * [AD] "Wake Up, Finnegan" (as Paddy the relentless bell-ringer) Notes 1. "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" is the first McBain movie, according to the McBain trading card.2. Troy turned down the part of McBain's sidekick in "McBain IV : Fatal Discharge" to do "Contrabulous Fabtraption". [3F15] Aslan is not a Tame Lion
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sidelined Member (Idle past 5935 days) Posts: 3435 From: Edmonton Alberta Canada Joined: |
jar
Damn! you have way too much time on your hands.
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SRO2  Inactive Member |
Never heard of him. I don't even reckognize any of the movies on Jar's list.
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jar Member (Idle past 421 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
What are we going to do with you. Is your life really that sheltered? I worry about you guy. Sit back, have a Jumbo Mega Squishie Gulp and at the next opportunity let APU led you on the path to immortality.
Aslan is not a Tame Lion
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SRO2  Inactive Member |
It certainly looks like the sort of thing I would enjoy. I don't why I've never seen it before. It must be because I'm in the south and culturally deprived.
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crashfrog Member (Idle past 1494 days) Posts: 19762 From: Silver Spring, MD Joined: |
What about "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?" or don't those count because they're educational films?
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jar Member (Idle past 421 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
I'm afraid I have missed many of the Great Man's works. But with a career as extensive and essential, perhaps I can be forgiven for a few lapses.
Mea Culpa. But to make up for it, here are some of Troy's Educational Film credits. Educational films and the like * [8F16] "The World Without Zinc" (child actor?)* [8F22] "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What" * [8F22] "Here Comes The Metric System" * [8F22] "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly" * [9F14] "60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims" * [9F14] "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" * [9F14] "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot" * [2F15] Pepsi Presents Fractions * [3F03] Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners in Freedom" (1) * [3F03] "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" * [3F03] "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer" * [3F07] "Shoplifters BEWARE" * [3F07] "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds" * [3F07] "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness" * [3F13] "Young Jebediah Springfield" (A Watch-and-Learn Production) * [3F15] "Locker Room Towel Fight : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll" * [5F22] "Regional Geographic Presents: Birds - Our Fine Feathered Colleagues" (nature film) * [5F22] "Earwigs: Ewwww" (nature film) * [5F22] "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory" (nature film) * [SC#12] Introducing the Biosphere to Springfield (short film) * [SC#23] "Learn French Toot Sweet While You Sleep" (language tape) * [SC#28] "Shellron's Colonialism Shamolonialism -- We Call it Work" (corporate sponsored) * [SC#28] "Schevitzco's 16 Minutes on the Meaning of Matzoh" (corporate sponsored) * [BM#1] "A Tree Grew In Springfield" * [SJ] "Turning Comics Into Movies" Notes 1. Note : The Meat Council film is number 3F03 in the "Resistance is Useless" Series. Aslan is not a Tame Lion
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JustinC Member (Idle past 4870 days) Posts: 624 From: Pittsburgh, PA, USA Joined: |
The film starts. "The Meat Council Presents: `Meat and You: Partners in
Freedom'. Number 3F03 in the `Resistance is Useless' series." Open on cattle country. Troy: Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. Hi, I'm Troy McClure.You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer". Jimmy: Mr. McClure? Troy: Oh! Hello Bobby. Jimmy: Jimmy. I'm curious as to how meat gets from the ranch to my stomach. Troy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down Jimmy. You just asked a mouthful. It all starts here, in the high density feed lot. Then, when the cattle are just right [swipes his finger along the top of a cow and licks it] Yum...it's time for them to graduate from Bovine University. -- Summa cum laude, "Lisa the Vegetarian" A klaxon blares out a siren and the cattle begin moving up a conveyorbelt into the meat packing plant. Troy: Come on Jimmy, let's take a peek at the killing floor.Jimmy: Ohhh! Troy: Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. -- Troy nearly got in at Hendon, "Lisa the Vegetarian" They walk throught the door of the plant accompanied by the sounds ofmoo-ing and startled cows. Electricity noise sparks in the background as the camera pans down the length of the factory to a truck marked "Meat For You" being loaded with raw chunks of meat. Troy and Jimmy emerge, with Jimmy visibly pale and queasy. Troy: Gettin hungry Jimmy?Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy? Troy: Nooo, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain". [Flash to a picture of "Food Chain", with all animals and arrows pointing to a silhouette of a human.] Just ask this scientician. Scientician: [Looking up from a microscope.] Uhhh... Troy: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive. [Images of various wild carnivores attacking and eating others appear.] Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! [Image of a cow quietly chewing cud.] Jimmy: Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a grade A moron to ever question eating meat. Troy: [Laughs.] Yes you were Jimmy, yes you were. [Briskly rubs his hand on Jimmy's head.] Jimmy: [Timid] Uhh...you're hurting me. -- Troy McClure, the silent hurter, "Lisa the Vegetarian" Film's over. This message has been edited by JustinCy, 07-21-2004 06:51 PM
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