Why Not Other Scientific Heresies?

I think we should simply eliminate the Linnean classification system, which has obviously been perverted by atheist materialist naturalism. Everyone knows all that nested hierarchy is just baloney - after all, there are no populations and certainly no species beyond the originally created kinds. We should just teach the old escala naturae which explains the true order of life from rocks to man to God, and places humans in their proper position at the acme of creation (just below God and the heavenly host).