I always found "Stream of Tequila" to be rather effective. I recently saw a Hemingway quote: "Write drunk, edit sober." Though I didn't always get to that second part.
Back to mike's OP, the arrogance and utter gall of believers never ceases to amaze me. They insist that atheists cannot understand what the Bible or their religion says
because only believers can have such knowledge (as I recall, even Phat recently tried to play that card), but then they turn right around and lecture to us at great length what atheists think and believe and
why we believe and think thus as well as what the only conclusions are that we could possibly arrive at (none of them any good, of course). Our examination of their religion/Bible/etc is
strengst verboten but it's open season on atheists' ideas and beliefs?
They need to keep their damned dirty paws off of us!