Coffee House Musings on Creationist Topic Proposals

Did you get your cracker today, catholic? Did it swell slightly in your mouth as it changed into meat? Human meat, we’re told. At 2000 years old it’s gotta be getting pretty off. Do they let you use salt, catholic?You're supposed to actually believe that 2000 years old human meat quip, aren't you, catholic? Now it’ll be in your mind at your next cracker-eating. Enjoy the taste.

You admit that you suffer intellectually and spiritually because you are a stupid fucking catholic (SFC) and you have certainly shown those SFC deficiencies in these threads. I have a theory. Your kind of ‘pulled from my ass’ theory with no scientific claims at all. My theory is that the more devout, the more stupid a SFC would be.Your Cannibal Ritual seems as good a gauge as any.So, how often do you go in for a piece of holy meat? Is this a daily thing for you? Weekly? Only on a select list of catholic high holy days? Or are you like so many other Christians and count yourself in only when it suites your image?What devotion-level of SFC are you?

That's your SFC showing.First, as you have been instructed many times, science does not offer any proof of anything ever. If proof is what you were expecting then your SFC brain is knowingly deliberately wrong, again. We seek the preponderance of the evidence.Second, Yes we do know what process produced the fossil record. We have a preponderance of the evidence. But you are a SFC and, despite being pointed directly to the library, to the exact page in the exact book, you still cannot see the body of evidence and recognize the facts. You have tried to challenge us with your stupidly asinine "but you don't know... " bullshit yet we have met and answered every single little crazy-headed nugget of catholic bullshit you tried to sling down these halls.The score is now: Scientists, several gazillion; Stupid Fucking Catholic, minus several gazillion. Yep, we got em all. And we can manipulate them all which means we know them all.Nucleotides and amino acids are powerful substances that create, alter and make all kinds of majik with organics. We understand it all. We understand it to the point we can manipulate the things to create the exact organism we want.The only thing your stupid fucking catholic can manipulate are the choir and the altar boys. Ohhh, and kill thousands of poor indigenous children, buried in hidden mass graves, assigned to your care.How many SFC murders are going on right now in churches, convents, rectories around the world? How many generations is it going to take to expose these new ones to the world? Why does Catholic insist on being the major evil in humanity?

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Well, not technically correct but for your low level of catholic intellect this suffices to say the ToE describes the reality of evolution. You’re a Darwinist.Evolution happened as ToE describes. You acknowledge that fact just like all the Darwinists (whatever those are).We can close this thread now. Dredge agrees evolution happened. He's a Darwinist now. Maybe in a few weeks we can get him up to the modern synthesis. No disagreement remains.Next, Altar Boy, maybe we can talk about determinism as reflected in the context of social mores and memes in the confessional.

Argument? What argument? All you do is knee-jerk deny all evidence and troll the emotion. You have no argument, SFC.

Oh bullshit. You are a YEC.You believe in a young earth. You believe in fiat creation. You believe in a dinky little rowboat housing all life while the world drowns. You believe in the talking snake.You're a liar in everything else you put on these pages. We will not believe this lie.You're a YEC. Prove otherwise, Altar Boy.

Can't say the same for your stupidity.And it's no laughing matter. You are YEC. You just lie about it like you do everything else.With your history of lying you can't prove otherwise.

Smoke and mirrors. Deflect and obfuscate.Your protestations to the contrary mean nothing. You are YEC and you cannot prove otherwise.

Message 91Message 91 Message 96 Message 97 Message 99Just from the opening messages from you in this thread I find 5 absolute lies. I couldn’t go any more. There are so many lies in your posts I can’t stomach to swamp through them all.Suffice to say, everything you have presented has been lies. Message 375From the history presented, we must conclude this is also a lie.There are literally millions of data points that evidence evolution on a macro scale. Your lie that we do not have or understand this data is your religious intransigence against actual knowledge. Knowledge that calls your god a fantasy.Your presence here is your continued attempt to subvert reality to foster the Big Lie that your god exists. It doesn’t. And you cannot show otherwise.We can show evolution as defined by the ToE. We can show micro to macro in the fossil record as well as in the lab. We know how whales evolved from pakicetus over 50 million years. We have the data. We have the fossils.And those that study these things all agree the evidence is conclusive. Whales evolved from the 4-legged land animal pakicetus and we know each step along the way and we have lots of fossils of the intermediate forms like ambulocetus, remingtoncetus and basilsaurus.And we can chart the same for millions of organism.Your contention that we do not know these things is a ridiculous fabrication borne of your catholic-centered stupidity and a deep need for you to lie your god back into contention as effective in this universe.The ToE is real. Your god is not.

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When it quacks like a duck ...

Reality has that effect on religious liars.Do you care to dispute anything I said?

Craft your lies carefully, Altar Boy. You will be eating them soon enough.

We don’t need to prove anything. We still know how evolution works and your catholic fantasy that we don’t is a lie. We still know that the ToE describes the process that produced the changes evident in the fossil record.Catholic lying. Again. That is all you seem to do in these posts.

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Again, we do not need to prove anything. We already know that the ToE describes the process that produced the changes evident in the fossil record and is the mechanism responsible for the great diversity of all organisms on this planet.And, again, we don't need to prove anything to you because we already know you are a SFC and lie about everything and cannot see the reality that keeps slapping you in the face.

Your lying catholicism (SFC) is showing again.We know ToE is real because we do indeed have the facts. Millions upon millions of facts collected by all of the disciplines that evidence the ToE.Your denials will not make them go away. They are there for everyone to see.Lying catholics ignore all this evidence because their minds are poisoned by meat-crackers and their souls are subsumed by Satan.