I may have a better idea.
When a child is found to be unvaccinated the parents are charged with child endangerment, the state terminates their parental rights and takes the child into foster care where they are vaccinated. After a few days the child is returned to the parents and the charges dropped with the written/signed understanding that for the next two years, whenever the parent ventures out into the public they must wear a big yellow V on their forehead to show how fucking stupid they are.
Eschew obfuscation. Habituate elucidation.