Yes, I'm actually schizophrenic
Thanks for being open about that.
I was simply trying to achieve certain stylistic qualities in my posts
Your posts might be stylistic, but they lack quality.
Since I didn't have enough time to phrase my words clearly and rhythmically enough, I wasn't able to accomplish my purpose.
Most people don't take time to phrase their words. They just blurt out what they want to say. And, most of the time, that turns out okay, though perhaps the wording can give some unintended laughs.
I'm not trying to criticize you here. Rather, I'm suggesting that you try to be more relaxed and stop concerning yourself with matters of style. Just communicate as best you can, and we will deal with that as best we can.
Fundamentalism - the anti-American, anti-Christian branch of American Christianity