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PaulK Member Posts: 18114 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
The Right to Arm Bears? (I think it's a good idea!)
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Remind you of someone ?
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PaulK Member Posts: 18114 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
quote: That's going a bit far. It is a viable reading of Genesis 2:18-19. Of course there are other howlers, such as claiming that Moses lived in Israel.
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quote: That's based on the assumption that you have one continuous story, and arguably placing that assumption above the text. My understanding is that it is widely accepted that there are two separate stories which do not agree. On that view your reading would not even be justifiable.
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PaulK Member Posts: 18114 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
quote: It's not contrary to the text at all. There is a definite break between 2:3 and 2:4.
quote: It's not without textual support - the break between 2:3 and 2:4 for a start. Given your views it is rather odd that 2:4 looks so much like the introduction to a different creation story. The style of the stories is also quite different and I have to say that the second story and it's continuation read as a less polished account than the first, in line with the Documentary Hypothesis.
quote: On a plain reading Genesis 2:5 denies the existence of plant life prior to the creation of man, animals do not exist prior to 2:19, women and men are not created together.
quote: It seems to be more a matter of taking it as meaning what it says. Regardless, for my point it is necessary only that it is a viable reading of the text. And the transition from 2:3 to 2:4 is quite sufficient to justify the view that we are dealing with two separate creation accounts.
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I wondered why this was posted in the humour thread since it seemed to be just a mean-minded exercise in strawmanningl. Then I thought about the subtitle and realised it was an attack on IDer "logic". It's still not nice, but there is at least a touch of humour there.
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HOW TO TALK TO YOUR TEEN ABOUT COLLUDING WITH RUSSIA
Unfortunately for parents, a teen’s natural tendency to test the limits of independence can often manifest itself in his or her exchanging sensitive information with Russian emissaries for material or other rewards
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PaulK Member Posts: 18114 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
Did Noah have to walk all the way across each room, stroking all the fish ?
You have head of wall-to-wall carp-petting, haven't you ?
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quote: That must have the Mormons worried! Look for a ban in Utah :-)
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PaulK Member Posts: 18114 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
At least you posted that in the right thread, Faith. It’s pretty funny, too,
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PaulK Member Posts: 18114 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
McSweeny’s
MYTH: The President’s statement during the 2016 campaign that he could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody was a statement of intent or premeditation.
FACT: It was obviously made in jest, not to be taken literally, and entirely coincidental. |
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PaulK Member Posts: 18114 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8
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I wonder what your teacher would have made of this?
23 minutes of classic prog-rock.
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PaulK Member Posts: 18114 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
Read the whole thread.
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PaulK Member Posts: 18114 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8 |
You? You’re just a lawn mower (I can tell by the way you walk).
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PaulK Member Posts: 18114 Joined: Member Rating: 5.8
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Donald J Trump Library
A must see! Visit the Covid Memorial! the Alt-Right Auditorium! Check out the Cocktail Menu at the Felon’s Lounge!
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