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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8536 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.0 |
and making love with a bony girl causes bruises ... Yah, I know ... now.
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NoNukes Inactive Member |
and making love with a bony girl causes bruises ... They heal.Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also in prison. Thoreau: Civil Disobedience (1846) The apathy of the people is enough to make every statue leap from its pedestal and hasten the resurrection of the dead. William Lloyd Garrison. If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. Frederick Douglass
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8536 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.0
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Maybe, but don't you have to stop long enough to find out?
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Straggler Member Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Just changing position can give some respite to specific areas.....
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1427 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
not that there's anything wrong with that.
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NoNukes Inactive Member |
Maybe, but don't you have to stop long enough to find out? Lol! I should have known. I thought you were complaining, but of course you were just bragging. Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also in prison. Thoreau: Civil Disobedience (1846) The apathy of the people is enough to make every statue leap from its pedestal and hasten the resurrection of the dead. William Lloyd Garrison. If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. Frederick Douglass
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foreveryoung Member (Idle past 604 days) Posts: 921 Joined:
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Sorry that I haven't posted in this forum for some time. I have been extremely busy with college and busy talking with my new girl friend from ukraine. I know you guys will think I am crazy but all of the risk is on her. She is paying her own way down here. All I have to do is pick her up at the airport. She even wants to help me by working when she gets here. I told her I was flat broke and she doesn't care. If anyone wants to see what she looks like just PM me.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.2 |
Welcome back, foreveryoung, and good on you! I hope you'll forget any prior sarcasm or vitriol from me long enough to recognize my sincerity.
Of all the adventures life offers, the adventures of the heart are the grandest. Just a few words of advice: You are in a position of power. Don't be a dick."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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foreveryoung Member (Idle past 604 days) Posts: 921 Joined:
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Believe me, I have wanted this so badly for such a long time. I would never jeopardize it by being a dick.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 306 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Just a few words of advice: You are in a position of power. Don't be a dick. What's the point of having power if ... wait, that's the sort of thing I shouldn't say out loud, isn't it?
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.2 |
Dr A writes: What's the point of having power if ... wait, that's the sort of thing I shouldn't say out loud, isn't it? We couldn't love you half so much, if we loved not the things you shouldn't say out loud more. A power differential already created the event, but it's difficult to say who is more vulnerable. So I thought, as my grand-daughter once said, "A little reminder'a, you know, grand'a, being nice, would be, you know, nice." And I always thought he might be a little bit of a dick, so I figured it couldn't hurt."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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NoNukes Inactive Member |
Sorry that I haven't posted in this forum for some time. I have been extremely busy with college and busy talking with my new girl friend from ukraine. Doesn't sound like any apology is needed. Good luck with the new gal.Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also in prison. Thoreau: Civil Disobedience (1846) The apathy of the people is enough to make every statue leap from its pedestal and hasten the resurrection of the dead. William Lloyd Garrison. If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. Frederick Douglass
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ramoss Member (Idle past 634 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: |
Good luck. I hope that it works out, and it's not just a play to get a green Card. I know someone who met a Russian gal on the internet (don't think it was a dating site), but they got married, and it's been over 10 years now.
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2587 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 6.5 |
ramoss instigates me into a reply with:
Good luck. I hope that it works out, and it's not just a play to get a green Card. I know someone who met a Russian gal on the internet (don't think it was a dating site), but they got married, and it's been over 10 years now. Here's my newest Long Song Smith song, wrote it last night before i read ramoss' good wishes above on this very this afternoon. sort of hard to ignore the coincidence! It's in the old folkie Talkin' Blues format, ala' Woody & Dylan, complete with long musical deviations from the verse chords:
Talkin' Russianic Bride copyright 2013 Nathan A. Smith well, my ol' friend, Bill - he'd figured it outafter none of them girls would ever put out he logged him up into the internet world an' ordered himself a plastic girl inflatable bliss everything included, no part left out anatomically correct red haired, brunette, blonde or black just click on the button and then sit back guaranteed anonymity naked sheer simplicity well, somethin made me hold my mousecuz maybe my answer wuz somethin else so we both wuz waitin most nervously and then, finally, we got our chance to see i looked over at Bill "hmmuh", i mumbled "not exactly what i had in mind seems you'd have to be the one to blow" but what the hell, he wuz happy though cant blame him very good ol' friend sometimes the speed of happiness is better than the speed of loneliness soon enough i'd snuck up real closetouchin it where it'd touch me most but there warnt nothin that could appeal there warnt nothin right to the feel i couldn't kiss that not now nor never, no how! period, full stop! aaahhhh NO! ...unless i was become very properly drunk so even though she was demurely quiet there'd have to be more for me to buy it i waved goodbye to my good ol' friend wishin him joys beyond an end wishin him enough might wishin him a good night wishin him a good luck wishin him a good .... then come one day i wuz low in doubti found some sites needed checkin out mail-order Russianic brides galore young, beautiful dolls shipped right to my door no questions asked no screennames, no login account just need a credit card... no green cards - we're talkin marriage here so i *clicked* on it & ordered me one it took more than six weeks to arrive on a Saturday, in a big box marked "LIVE" but i didnt hear nothin tried to lift it too heavy to carry it in i closed the door ...waited.......waited.......waited.......waited... then opened it again i struggled to drag the box insideanxious to see my Russianic bride i cut the tape and opened up the cover peerin inside for my lifetime lover there she was! big as life! got her out, o boy! she stood right there in her Russianic hat & a big Russianic coat even wearin Jackie Onassis's big designery dark glassises but she was all covered up in heavy clothesfrom the top of her head down to the tip of her toes so i reached up and gently removed her hat and said "welcome to my humble flat" but i didnt hear nothin took off her scarf, rolled it up in the hat took off her coat, hung it up on the hook took off her boots, put em down by the door took off her gloves.... but i left the dark glasses on still didnt hear nothin so i lit up a cigarette guessed she didnt want one so then i got the nerves of fireand tore off the rest of her attire but when i did, i nearly died it wuz another Russianic bride inside! just like the other one (only smaller) rolled into another one maybe a different scarf though still covered in clothes - what the f...? so i reached up again and removed her hat and took the rest off in 10 seconds flat still another one, smaller than before stood there in the hallway by my door still i didnt hear no nothin behind those dark glasses lookin just like Jackie Onassis guess it wuz time to put out the cigarette by now i was doin nothin goodremovin her layers as fast as i could and somewhere close to roun midnight under the gleamin, screamin hallway light after the phillips-head and the vice-a-grips and the socket wrench and the big tin snips i got to the end - to the Bitter End a very unfortunate man again cuz in one hand wuz the same dark glasses without no money from Jackie Onassis and in the other was this little bottle... (an Angustura Bitters bottle in fact) with a note inside that read "Hello, hello, my good ol' friend I hope you liked this through to the end! No hard feelins, no ill will. Twas all a set up." signed "your ol' friend, Bill" - 24 feb 2013 still slight changing going on. . . . - xongsmith, 5.7d
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5949 Joined: Member Rating: 5.5
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Good luck, but gotta warn you that she might be a Trekkie. One who likes Kirk.
A friend of a co-worker was doing missionary work (fundamentalist Christian type) in the Ukraine. TV stations there will broadcast programs in their original languages, so people will practice their English comprehension by watch USA shows. Star Trek was rather popular. They especially loved Captain Kirk. With all his dramatic pauses, they had more time to figure out what he was saying. But seriously, hope it works out.
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