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AZPaul3
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Message 106 of 174 (687592)
01-13-2013 11:02 PM
Reply to: Message 104 by RAZD
01-12-2013 6:09 PM


and making love with a bony girl causes bruises ...
Yah, I know ... now.

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NoNukes
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Message 107 of 174 (687593)
01-14-2013 12:05 AM
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01-13-2013 11:02 PM


and making love with a bony girl causes bruises ...
They heal.

Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also in prison. Thoreau: Civil Disobedience (1846)
The apathy of the people is enough to make every statue leap from its pedestal and hasten the resurrection of the dead. William Lloyd Garrison.
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. Frederick Douglass

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AZPaul3
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Message 108 of 174 (687594)
01-14-2013 12:16 AM
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01-14-2013 12:05 AM


Maybe, but don't you have to stop long enough to find out?

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Straggler
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Message 109 of 174 (687614)
01-14-2013 3:00 PM
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01-14-2013 12:16 AM


Just changing position can give some respite to specific areas.....

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RAZD
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Message 110 of 174 (687641)
01-14-2013 6:48 PM
Reply to: Message 106 by AZPaul3
01-13-2013 11:02 PM


Compatibility Test?
not that there's anything wrong with that.
I also ran across this
Yes, No, Maybe So: A Sexual Inventory Stocklist | Scarleteen
quote:
Clear, truthful and open communication is a must with partnered sex. It's the best way to assure everyone is fully and freely consenting as well as physically and emotionally safe; to help sex and sexual relationships be as satisfying, positive and awesome as they can be. We can't just know or guess what we or others want or need, like or dislike, are or are not okay with: we need to communicate those things and have them communicated to us.
They have a list of questions to help you know what the questions are and see how you stand on them.
Enjoy

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NoNukes
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Message 111 of 174 (687647)
01-14-2013 8:26 PM
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01-14-2013 12:16 AM


Maybe, but don't you have to stop long enough to find out?
Lol!
I should have known. I thought you were complaining, but of course you were just bragging.

Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also in prison. Thoreau: Civil Disobedience (1846)
The apathy of the people is enough to make every statue leap from its pedestal and hasten the resurrection of the dead. William Lloyd Garrison.
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. Frederick Douglass

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foreveryoung
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Message 112 of 174 (691721)
02-24-2013 9:00 PM


Sorry that I haven't posted in this forum for some time. I have been extremely busy with college and busy talking with my new girl friend from ukraine. I know you guys will think I am crazy but all of the risk is on her. She is paying her own way down here. All I have to do is pick her up at the airport. She even wants to help me by working when she gets here. I told her I was flat broke and she doesn't care. If anyone wants to see what she looks like just PM me.

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Omnivorous
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Message 113 of 174 (691723)
02-24-2013 10:10 PM
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02-24-2013 9:00 PM


Welcome back, foreveryoung, and good on you! I hope you'll forget any prior sarcasm or vitriol from me long enough to recognize my sincerity.
Of all the adventures life offers, the adventures of the heart are the grandest.
Just a few words of advice: You are in a position of power.
Don't be a dick.

"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."

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foreveryoung
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Message 114 of 174 (691724)
02-24-2013 10:33 PM
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02-24-2013 10:10 PM


Believe me, I have wanted this so badly for such a long time. I would never jeopardize it by being a dick.

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Dr Adequate
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Message 115 of 174 (691729)
02-24-2013 11:07 PM
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02-24-2013 10:10 PM


Just a few words of advice: You are in a position of power.
Don't be a dick.
What's the point of having power if ... wait, that's the sort of thing I shouldn't say out loud, isn't it?

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Omnivorous
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Message 116 of 174 (691732)
02-24-2013 11:36 PM
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02-24-2013 11:07 PM


Power
Dr A writes:
What's the point of having power if ... wait, that's the sort of thing I shouldn't say out loud, isn't it?
We couldn't love you half so much, if we loved not the things you shouldn't say out loud more.
A power differential already created the event, but it's difficult to say who is more vulnerable.
So I thought, as my grand-daughter once said, "A little reminder'a, you know, grand'a, being nice, would be, you know, nice."
And I always thought he might be a little bit of a dick, so I figured it couldn't hurt.

"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."

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NoNukes
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Message 117 of 174 (691733)
02-24-2013 11:45 PM
Reply to: Message 112 by foreveryoung
02-24-2013 9:00 PM


Sorry that I haven't posted in this forum for some time. I have been extremely busy with college and busy talking with my new girl friend from ukraine.
Doesn't sound like any apology is needed. Good luck with the new gal.

Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also in prison. Thoreau: Civil Disobedience (1846)
The apathy of the people is enough to make every statue leap from its pedestal and hasten the resurrection of the dead. William Lloyd Garrison.
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. Frederick Douglass

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ramoss
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Message 118 of 174 (691752)
02-25-2013 8:33 AM
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02-24-2013 9:00 PM


Good luck. I hope that it works out, and it's not just a play to get a green Card. I know someone who met a Russian gal on the internet (don't think it was a dating site), but they got married, and it's been over 10 years now.

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xongsmith
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Message 119 of 174 (691819)
02-25-2013 2:37 PM
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02-25-2013 8:33 AM


ramoss instigates me into a reply with:
Good luck. I hope that it works out, and it's not just a play to get a green Card. I know someone who met a Russian gal on the internet (don't think it was a dating site), but they got married, and it's been over 10 years now.
Here's my newest Long Song Smith song, wrote it last night before i read ramoss' good wishes above on this very this afternoon. sort of hard to ignore the coincidence! It's in the old folkie Talkin' Blues format, ala' Woody & Dylan, complete with long musical deviations from the verse chords:
Talkin' Russianic Bride copyright 2013 Nathan A. Smith
well, my ol' friend, Bill - he'd figured it out
after none of them girls would ever put out
he logged him up into the internet world
an' ordered himself a plastic girl
inflatable bliss
everything included, no part left out
anatomically correct
red haired, brunette, blonde or black
just click on the button and then sit back
guaranteed anonymity
naked sheer simplicity
well, somethin made me hold my mouse
cuz maybe my answer wuz somethin else
so we both wuz waitin most nervously
and then, finally, we got our chance to see
i looked over at Bill
"hmmuh", i mumbled
"not exactly what i had in mind
seems you'd have to be the one to blow"
but what the hell, he wuz happy though
cant blame him
very good ol' friend
sometimes the speed of happiness is
better than the speed of loneliness
soon enough i'd snuck up real close
touchin it where it'd touch me most
but there warnt nothin that could appeal
there warnt nothin right to the feel
i couldn't kiss that
not now nor never, no how!
period, full stop! aaahhhh NO!
...unless i was become very properly drunk
so even though she was demurely quiet
there'd have to be more for me to buy it
i waved goodbye to my good ol' friend
wishin him joys beyond an end
wishin him enough might
wishin him a good night
wishin him a good luck
wishin him a good ....
then come one day i wuz low in doubt
i found some sites needed checkin out
mail-order Russianic brides galore
young, beautiful dolls shipped right to my door
no questions asked
no screennames, no login account
just need a credit card...
no green cards - we're talkin marriage here
so i *clicked* on it & ordered me one
it took more than six weeks to arrive
on a Saturday, in a big box marked "LIVE"
but i didnt hear nothin
tried to lift it
too heavy to carry it in
i closed the door
...waited.......waited.......waited.......waited...
then opened it again
i struggled to drag the box inside
anxious to see my Russianic bride
i cut the tape and opened up the cover
peerin inside for my lifetime lover
there she was! big as life!
got her out, o boy!
she stood right there
in her Russianic hat & a big Russianic coat
even wearin Jackie Onassis's
big designery dark glassises
but she was all covered up in heavy clothes
from the top of her head down to the tip of her toes
so i reached up and gently removed her hat
and said "welcome to my humble flat"
but i didnt hear nothin
took off her scarf, rolled it up in the hat
took off her coat, hung it up on the hook
took off her boots, put em down by the door
took off her gloves....
but i left the dark glasses on
still didnt hear nothin
so i lit up a cigarette
guessed she didnt want one
so then i got the nerves of fire
and tore off the rest of her attire
but when i did, i nearly died
it wuz another Russianic bride inside!
just like the other one (only smaller)
rolled into another one
maybe a different scarf though
still covered in clothes - what the f...?
so i reached up again and removed her hat
and took the rest off in 10 seconds flat
still another one, smaller than before
stood there in the hallway by my door
still i didnt hear no nothin
behind those dark glasses
lookin just like Jackie Onassis
guess it wuz time to put out the cigarette
by now i was doin nothin good
removin her layers as fast as i could
and somewhere close to roun midnight
under the gleamin, screamin hallway light
after the phillips-head and the vice-a-grips
and the socket wrench and the big tin snips
i got to the end - to the Bitter End
a very unfortunate man again
cuz in one hand wuz the same dark glasses
without no money from Jackie Onassis
and in the other was this little bottle...
(an Angustura Bitters bottle in fact)
with a note inside that read
"Hello, hello, my good ol' friend
I hope you liked this through to the end!
No hard feelins, no ill will.
Twas all a set up."
signed "your ol' friend, Bill"
- 24 feb 2013
still slight changing going on. . . .

- xongsmith, 5.7d

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dwise1
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Message 120 of 174 (691826)
02-25-2013 2:51 PM


Good luck, but gotta warn you that she might be a Trekkie. One who likes Kirk.
A friend of a co-worker was doing missionary work (fundamentalist Christian type) in the Ukraine. TV stations there will broadcast programs in their original languages, so people will practice their English comprehension by watch USA shows. Star Trek was rather popular. They especially loved Captain Kirk. With all his dramatic pauses, they had more time to figure out what he was saying.
But seriously, hope it works out.

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