I wouldn't try to convince you that the sky is blue or the grass is green. All I have to prove those things is real world evidence, and you've proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that you don't live in the real world.
The concept of trying to educate you reminds me of the old joke about trying to teach a pig to ride a bicycle. All you end up doing is making yourself look like a fool and annoying the pig.
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist