"rock"? As in "sinks like a rock"? Sports are mind-numbingly boring. Even you need to go to a bar and get drunk to deaden your own brains and whip each other into a frenzy in order for it to hold your interest.
Yicks! What happened, man, did you get raped by a PE coach or something?
You have a very odd perception of what it's like to hang with some friends and watch a game. You can admire athleticism without getting all gay about it.
And I've known that sports are boring for almost my entire life, several decades before I started learning to dance.
Yeah I'm sure it was right around the time you weren't getting picked for any sports and you showed zero athletic ability. Time to become a hater and join a dance team.
- Oni
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