Straightforward, hard-to-answer-questions about the Bible/Christianity

What was the nature of snakes pre-fall?

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"Some people think God is an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white beard, sitting on a throne somewhere up there in the sky, busily tallying the fall of every sparrow. Othersfor example Baruch Spinoza and Albert Einsteinconsidered God to be essentially the sum total of the physical laws which describe the universe. I do not know of any compelling evidence for anthropomorphic patriarchs controlling human destiny from some hidden celestial vantage point, but it would be madness to deny the existence of physical laws."-Carl Sagan

My god, the REAL god, the one true Holy One, The FSM, warned against idiots.You alone prove the existence of His Noodley Holiness.

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"Some people think God is an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white beard, sitting on a throne somewhere up there in the sky, busily tallying the fall of every sparrow. Othersfor example Baruch Spinoza and Albert Einsteinconsidered God to be essentially the sum total of the physical laws which describe the universe. I do not know of any compelling evidence for anthropomorphic patriarchs controlling human destiny from some hidden celestial vantage point, but it would be madness to deny the existence of physical laws."-Carl Sagan"Show me where Christ said "Love thy fellow man, except for the gay ones." Gay people, too, are made in my God's image. I would never worship a homophobic God." -Desmond Tutu

So, since Harry is a real name, we can conclude from that all of the events in Harry Potter actually happened? What an astounding basis for evidence you have. And you are a cop??????If I tell you that there are rocks on the ocean floor, and you find them, you will then believe me that there are also humans that live down there that breathe in dirt and poop gold? I mean, I already proved that there are rocks down there, right?

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"The Bible was written to show us how to go to heaven, not how the heavens go" -Galileao

There is already a thread started, Evidence for the Biblical Record, I personally have invited you thrice since you have now made about 5 claims of "proof" and "evidence" for the bible. You keep making unsubstantiated claims. Your true creationist colors are showing.

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"The Bible was written to show us how to go to heaven, not how the heavens go" -Galileao

40 god damned posts and you STILL refuse to use the coding provided. You have been shown numerous times. I was hoping you were gone, never to return. Your posts read like a jumbled mess of dog shit. Get right or go home.

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So the OT has nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with christianity? I think jeebus disagrees with you.

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Well, I think you just make shit up and re-word the babble to suit your needs. See? I can make assertions too.

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LEARN HOW TO QUOTE PROPERLY MORON Yea, I've got a few babies laying around to slam against rocks. I just need to get some slaves so I can be moral like god. Say what? Surely you have some scripture you can back this up with......By your logic, god cannot be omnipotent then, huh? I find that as perplexing as you do, Theodoric.

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I don't believe that is anywhere in the bible. Wow oh Wow. So this is how you justify slavery? So I guess how we* enslaved the africans is OK since we* let them go later on, right?*By "we" I mean americansEdited by hooah212002, : No reason given.Edited by hooah212002, : No reason given.

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