Shrek 2 promotes homosexuality, according to...

Maybe it's because their great role model, Jesus, was a great pervert himself. Imagine: he wore a dress; he always hung around with twelve men(!) who all wore dresses themselves; one of the few women he consorted with was a whore; he talked about others eating him; he had one of the twelve kiss him in public; he indulged in being flogged; he had his hands and feet pierced; he displayed himself in a public place in nothing but a loin cloth; he asked one of the men to fumble inside his dress... I mean, the sexual depravity of it all! It's shocking!