I think most of these Muslim extremists would do well to get themselves a cold one. And a chick, too. Can you blame them for being angry and suicidal when they can never have a beer or get laid? I'd be out to kill everyone else too, were my life so absent of any release.
Your skiing game sounds... fascinating. I've never had the balls to put even one drink in myself before hitting the slopes, but that's because I'm still fairly inexperienced. My older and wiser snowboarding friend enjoys a beer or two - says it loosens him up and even helps - but an entire bottle of rum? Yeah, I can imagine fixating on the tree in an attempt to avoid it, but still swerving toward it again and again. Wait, what was I saying? I have no idea what that would feel like. I've never skateboarded city streets after a pitcher of beer and some shots, never. The accusations are pure slander!
I'll be turning tail for home in 6-8 weeks, with a stop in (!) Germany on the way. I hope I don't freeze to death after getting acclimated here - it's still in the upper 90's regularly, and probably won't freeze, or even come close, by early December.
All the more reason to exploit those fine German brews, I guess