So,
this.
Turn to Leviticus 20:13, because I actually discovered the cure for AIDS. If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them. And that, my friend, is the cure for AIDS. It was right there in the Bible all along and they’re out spending billions of dollars in research and testing. It’s curable right there. Because if you executed the homos like God recommends, you wouldn’t have all this AIDS running rampant.
Christian love, it's almost as good as the real thing.