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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
robinrohan writes: I have to have a good mind with a good body in order to have a thoroughly satisfactory experience. Actually, I was talking about her experience, after she finds out you did this:
robinrohan writes: Ignore her (or pretend to ignore her) as a sexual object. Treat her as though you are addressing her MIND only. {emphasis mine, P} and then say this about it:
robinrohan writes: The interest in her mind need not be a lie. {emphasis mine, P} She might construe that as fucking with her mind.
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Dr Jack Member Posts: 3514 From: Immigrant in the land of Deutsch Joined: Member Rating: 8.3 |
Round about 35-40 is when women Yup, 35-40, which places them within the 15-40 bracket...
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Dr Jack Member Posts: 3514 From: Immigrant in the land of Deutsch Joined: Member Rating: 8.3 |
Why would you have such a conversation with a man who will eventually, if he doesn't die before, be old enough to watch it hang limp and useless below his belly? And who will then wish a forty year old woman would show interest in him despite his predicament? And who does at this moment see those shadows looming at the horizon, because that very day is on its way? Actually, I'll most likely die before that happens. The men in my family have a tendency to drop off the perch young.
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nator Member (Idle past 2197 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: |
quote: Uh, I said that these things all came together at around that point. ...meaning, just starting to ramp up. You disregard women who are 40 and older, you miss out on a great time. Anyway, suit yourself. No sense casting pearls after swine.
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PecosGeorge Member (Idle past 6900 days) Posts: 863 From: Texas Joined: |
quote: you have my permission to stop the trend. Kindly do so and that would be an order.a snappy salute is expected (LOL) This message has been edited by PecosGeorge, 02-02-2005 08:12 AM
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Dan Carroll Inactive Member |
The mushrooms become all squishy, and there's enough squishiness going on already, with the sex an' all. It just ain't comfy. Eh, you lay down a towel, and it's all good. This message has been edited by Dan Carroll, 02-02-2005 09:33 AM "Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown On a backwards river, infidels shiver In the stench of belief And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late I'm over the rails and out of the race The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw ringing in my ears" -Beck
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robinrohan Inactive Member |
Para writes: Actually, I was talking about her experience, after she finds out you did this Para, you are talking about somebody doing something TO somebody, and I am talking about somebody doing something WITH somebody. Let's examine the following scenario: Male subject meets female subject. Male subject finds female subject not just pretty good but excessively attractive. What should the male subject do at this crucial juncture? This is what he shouldn't do: a. don't ogle said female! b. don't touch said female! (not even supposedly innocuous touching like shoulder-touching, which is a tactile form of ogling). Does the male subject wish to do such things to the female subject? Of course he does, so in that technical sense, he is engaging in a pretense.However, I would argue the following: all relationships, sexual or not, involve some element of pretense on both sides. We can go through them all: professional relationships (with bosses, peers, and subordinates); relationships with relatives (notoriously so); even relationships with close friends not to mention mere acquaintances: all these relationships involve pretense and rightly so, for otherwise we'd be at each other's throats constantly instead of maintaining some aura of civility. Why is this the case? Because we are all self-centered, that's why. What matters to us is us. Everybody else comes second (I think there are exceptions, to be mentioned later, in a future post). A sexual relationship is no different except that it is even more fragile in some ways. Now back to our scenario: What should the male subject do if he is not to ogle or touch? He must exercise resolute self-control. This is called in some cultures "being a gentleman." Or if that's too snooty for some, we can just say, "Don't be a jackass." He must talk to her just as he would talk to one of his male friends whose mind he finds interesting. Now let's assume that this excessively attractive female subject is also pretty fucking smart. After awhile--not immediately perhaps--she will begin to intuit what he's doing, and she, having had to put up with many a jackass in her day, will appreciate his self-restraint. And if she finds him somewhat attractive (he need not be "excessively attractive"), she will eventually seduce him. Mission accomplished. Everybody's happy.
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robinrohan Inactive Member |
Para writes: Much the same with sex on the television. The TV is too hard and has sharp edges, you roll off, etc. Am I missing something here? Why on earth would one want to have sex on a television? Para, is this fashionable in your neck of the woods? This message has been edited by robinrohan, 02-02-2005 14:11 AM This message has been edited by robinrohan, 02-02-2005 14:11 AM
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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
robinrohan writes: He must talk to her just as he would talk to one of his male friends whose mind he finds interesting. Couldn't he, after a while, from one adult to another, just pop the question?
robinrohan writes: Now let's assume that this excessively attractive female subject is also pretty fucking smart. After awhile--not immediately perhaps--she will begin to intuit what he's doing, and she, having had to put up with many a jackass in her day, will appreciate his self-restraint. And if she finds him somewhat attractive (he need not be "excessively attractive"), she will eventually seduce him. Four more questions: 1. What if she not so smart?2. Why is it enough for him to be only "somewhat" attractive? 3. Why can't he seduce her? 4. Are all women the same? You need not answer, Robin. I'm just being recalcitrant. Your story shows a gentlemanly disposition.
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Parasomnium Member Posts: 2224 Joined: |
robinrohan writes: Am I missing something here? Why on earth would one want to have sex on a television? I guess the definite article ('the') spoils the joke in English. Suppose you are asked: "What do you think of sex on TV?" You could, stretching your imagination a bit, interpret this as "having sex on top of a TV", which, I think you'll agree, doesn't seem very comfortable. The joke works better in Dutch, because in Dutch the definite article isn't out of place. In Dutch, you can say: "What do you think of sex on the TV?", and it would have the same meaning as the English question above. And for the literal interpretation the same grammar is used in Dutch. In English, it's awkward. Here endeth the lesson.
robinrohan writes: Para, is this fashionable in your neck of the woods? Hey, I live in The Netherlands, what do you expect? Sometimes we even throw in a radio! The things you can do with an antenna...
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robinrohan Inactive Member |
You live in The Netherlands?
I thought for certain you were English! (answers to your questions up next.)
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robinrohan Inactive Member |
Para writes: Couldn't he, after a while, from one adult to another, just pop the question? What question? Do you mean, "Do you want to have sex?" Nobody asks that question. Unheard of. That would not do at all.
Para writes: 1. What if she not so smart?2. Why is it enough for him to be only "somewhat" attractive? 3. Why can't he seduce her? 4. Are all women the same? 1. If she's not so smart her attractiveness for him will decrease rapidly, and he will eventually go away. Of course if she wants to do it fairly soon he will do it.2. Now here's a question I can't answer but perhaps you can, being a woman. I am only giving you empirical data from my many experiences. The man only needs to be presentable. 3. He can attempt seduction in the traditional way but I have found in the past that this often backfires. It might work in a tactical sense, but it's bad strategy. The woman often feels taken advantage of in some vague way but if she does the seducing then there is no sense of being taken advantage of. 4. No,no, all women are certainly not the same. But there is a similarity in their behavior if they are (a) very attractive (and relatively young) and (b)smart. The reason for the similarity is that their sexual experiences and general experiences with men are similar. Often they are rather cynical. This message has been edited by robinrohan, 02-02-2005 16:39 AM
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robinrohan Inactive Member |
Para writes: Suppose you are asked: "What do you think of sex on TV?" You could, stretching your imagination a bit, interpret this as "having sex on top of a TV", which, I think you'll agree, doesn't seem very comfortable. The joke works better in Dutch, because in Dutch the definite article isn't out of place. In Dutch, you can say: "What do you think of sex on the TV?", and it would have the same meaning as the English question above. And for the literal interpretation the same grammar is used in Dutch. In English, it's awkward. Here endeth the lesson. I didn't get the message in time, and I tried it out on THE television (I wanted to be in fashion). Not bad actually. If you leave a TV on for a long time it gets rather warm which is comforting. Tomorrow--the antenna. You have very creative ideas, Para. Keep them coming. This message has been edited by robinrohan, 02-02-2005 21:43 AM
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Phat Member Posts: 18348 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
Jacen writes:
But that is good enough if one is truly in love. Sure, if he follows your advice he might become her friend or even best friend. But he will never get beyond that. I've been trying to woo you for months, Jacen! Am I even a friend yet?
Jacen writes: Thats a good one! If you haven't noticed, this is an intellectual discussion forum. This message has been edited by Phatboy, 02-03-2005 11:56 AM
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Dr Jack Member Posts: 3514 From: Immigrant in the land of Deutsch Joined: Member Rating: 8.3 |
I'm curious, Robin, what kind of success rate do you get with your technique?
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