HOW DO I GET THE GIRL I LOVE INTO LIKING ME???

If you like her and want a relationship:1) Listen, listen and listen some more. Even if you are thinking about the football, always turn the conversation to her, encourage her to talk about herself.2) wash regularly3) don't think she wants to spend the evening discussing Evo vs. Creo!If you just want some sex:1) goto a bar2) depending on the area - pretend you are a teacher (Regular salary) and go from there.or if you are really in a hurry a squaddie friend of mine recommends the following:"I've just got back from insert current conflict here, I spent all my time covered in shit or getting shot at. I'm not interesting in a lengthy conversation, I just want a F**k."From my observations, that seems to produce a result within ten approaches (but your face may be sore by then)This message has been edited by Charles Knight, 01 February 2005 09:16 AMThis message has been edited by Charles Knight, 01 February 2005 09:18 AM

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If you would like to SLEEP with her, I have a suggestion.
Keep in mind the following Sexual Law: Women are much better at seducing men than men are at seducing women.

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That's because men will have sex with anything that will let them.

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Ignore her (or pretend to ignore her) as a sexual object. Treat her as though you are addressing her MIND only. This means not glancing at her body, etc. If you do this consistently, and she is the least bit attracted to you, she will eventually seduce you.

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This method works like a charm.

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Then what?You've pretended to be interested in her as a person, and now you've slept with her, which is all you wanted in the first place.What do you do with her now? Tell her you just wanted to sleep with her and the interest in her mind was all a lie?One might call that the behavior of a lying user.

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You know what women want? Men to act like adults. If you want to get to know her, say you do, and then do. There's no semaphore or sign language that's going to communicate your intentions short of you just coming out and saying it. You know?

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Sweet Jesus, if that isn't the 100% gospel truth.Just act like a goddamned adult.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river, infidels shiver In the stench of belief
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late
I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw ringing in my ears"
-Beck

going into a bar seems quicker.

You can be arrogant and have regard for other people.

Very good advice.

Eh. I don't know how you can really get quicker than, "I wanna get laid. Can I get a digital show of hands, who's up for it?"Plus, I posted it in the hopes that some of our resident fundies will read the casual encounters section and have a coronary or something.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river, infidels shiver In the stench of belief
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late
I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw ringing in my ears"
-Beck

That's entirely unfair! How dare you! You sexist pig! In fact, we'll only sleep with any woman between the ages of about fifteen and forty that'll let us... Unless we're drunk...

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That's because men will have sex with anything that will let them.

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That's entirely unfair! How dare you! You sexist pig!

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In fact, we'll only sleep with any woman between the ages of about fifteen and forty that'll let us... Unless we're drunk...

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Ah the classic ...Where the hell am I???

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You can be arrogant and have regard for other people.

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I don't think so.Being arrogant means that you think you are better than other people.

Well, obviously you need not go hungry if you are willing to dine off sauerkraut and turnip tops.I'm a little particular myself.

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That's entirely unfair! How dare you! You sexist pig!

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In fact, we'll only sleep with any woman between the ages of about fifteen and forty that'll let us... Unless we're drunk...

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Why the cutoff at forty? I'm turning 37 next month, so do I only have another few years to be desireable?abe:...to someone who isn't impaired.This message has been edited by schrafinator, 02-01-2005 09:42 AM

Clearly, Mr. Jack hasn't seen Heather Locklear lately.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river, infidels shiver In the stench of belief
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late
I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw ringing in my ears"
-Beck

The interest in her mind need not be a lie. By ignoring her body you were being polite. I need both mind and body myself.Sexually speaking, I am a dualist.