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Topic: Bush Arrested In Canada for war crimes
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coffee_addict
Member (Idle past 116 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: 03-29-2004
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Message 16 of 80 (165531)
12-06-2004 1:11 AM
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Reply to: Message 14 by NosyNed
12-05-2004 7:23 PM
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Re: And what we want one of those for?
Ned writes: Then we'd have WMD and be even more subject to invasion by the only country we have to fear in today's world.
But look at the bright side. Even if there is an alien invasion, Canada is safe simply because the US is right next door. Canada is like America's little brother. Hehehe
Hate world. Revenge soon!
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berberry
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Re: And what we want one of those for?
Lam writes:
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Canada is like America's little brother.
If the big brother is the sort that runs around picking fights and refusing to cooperate with others I'm not sure what comfort the little brother can be expected to take.
Dog is my copilot.
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coffee_addict
Member (Idle past 116 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: 03-29-2004
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Message 18 of 80 (165537)
12-06-2004 1:53 AM
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Reply to: Message 17 by berberry
12-06-2004 1:25 AM
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Re: And what we want one of those for?
Ok, let us summarize the big happy family. Canada - Uncle Sam's little liberal brother who is more tolerant than his older brother. Liberia - Uncle Sam's abandoned son England - Uncle Sam's dad who didn't want his son to move out on his own France - Uncle Sam's mom who wanted to help Sam to move out just so she could revenge on the settlement when she was divorcing England Israel - Uncle Sam's spoiled son Puerto Rico - Uncle Sam's adopted son Cuba - Uncle Sam's adopted rebellious son Can anyone help me think of who Uncle Sam's wife could be?
Hate world. Revenge soon!
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berberry
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Re: And what we want one of those for?
Texas was often likened to a hopeful "bride" of Uncle Sam during the period after it won independence from Mexico. Were Uncle Sam to cheat on Texas (not an unpleasant thought), why not with a blushing Saudi Arabia? The financial arrangements might already be in place.
Dog is my copilot.
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coffee_addict
Member (Idle past 116 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: 03-29-2004
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Message 20 of 80 (165541)
12-06-2004 2:36 AM
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Reply to: Message 19 by berberry
12-06-2004 2:27 AM
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Re: And what we want one of those for?
Oh yeah! Saudi Arabia is perfect. She'd be an obedient wife anyway.
Hate world. Revenge soon!
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zephyr
Member (Idle past 4799 days) Posts: 821 From: FOB Taji, Iraq Joined: 04-22-2003
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Message 21 of 80 (166599)
12-09-2004 4:06 PM
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Reply to: Message 9 by jar
12-04-2004 3:39 PM
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Re: Mmmmmm now there's a thought
You better get there before Saturday, you beady-eyed, flapping-headed bastards! (gratuitous South Park reference, for all who are currently searching for a clue)
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SoulSlay
Member (Idle past 5859 days) Posts: 44 From: billy's puddle, BC Joined: 10-26-2004
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Message 22 of 80 (166637)
12-09-2004 5:46 PM
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I don't know who America's wife would be, but I know for sure that Iraq would be Uncle Sam's bitch. As for his wife, dime to a dollar its an abusive relationship.
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coffee_addict
Member (Idle past 116 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: 03-29-2004
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Message 23 of 80 (166667)
12-09-2004 7:11 PM
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Reply to: Message 22 by SoulSlay
12-09-2004 5:46 PM
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SoulSlay writes: I know for sure that Iraq would be Uncle Sam's bitch.
Nah, I see Iraq as Uncle Sam's rape victim. Before the rape. Uncle Sam: Iraq is a bad girl. Someone needs to teach her a lesson for her own good! After the rape. Uncle Sam: She deserved to be raped.
Hate world. Revenge soon!
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One_Charred_Wing
Member (Idle past 6404 days) Posts: 690 From: USA West Coast Joined: 11-21-2003
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Message 24 of 80 (166821)
12-10-2004 12:47 AM
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You guys rule
Seriously. I haven't posted much for awhile, but it's stuff like this that keeps me at least checking the coffee house.
God is far more powerful than what most have in mind. Imagine God as best you can. Now zoom out from that picture in your mind and imagine a God above the previous one, even more powerful than the first. Zoom out further and imagine an even greater God. Now do that endlessly. That, my friend, is but a glimmering sliver of God. Xanga 2.0 is Here! (WARNING:EXPLICT LANGUAGE)
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Silent H
Member (Idle past 6068 days) Posts: 7405 From: satellite of love Joined: 12-11-2002
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Can anyone help me think of who Uncle Sam's wife could be? Wouldn't his wife be the American Public? When she has money, he takes it for get rich quick schemes. When she needs money he holds out saying he's broke, blaming it on her frivolous spending. Yet he screws her every chance he gets. This message has been edited by holmes, 12-10-2004 04:36 AM
holmes "...what a fool believes he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.."(D. Bros)
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SoulSlay
Member (Idle past 5859 days) Posts: 44 From: billy's puddle, BC Joined: 10-26-2004
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Message 26 of 80 (166978)
12-10-2004 2:20 PM
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Reply to: Message 25 by Silent H
12-10-2004 4:33 AM
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Awe-inspriring insight. You deserve a prize.
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Minnemooseus
Member Posts: 3971 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: 11-11-2001 Member Rating: 7.4
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Message 27 of 80 (166979)
12-10-2004 2:25 PM
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Reply to: Message 26 by SoulSlay
12-10-2004 2:20 PM
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Might I suggest you give him a POTM
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JESUS freak
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Message 28 of 80 (167001)
12-10-2004 4:08 PM
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Reply to: Message 14 by NosyNed
12-05-2004 7:23 PM
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Re: And what we want one of those for?
most likely not, as the nessesary eqipment to enrich urainium is hard to come by. Besides, what's your reasoning that we would invade you? We haven't invaded the idiots in france, so why start with you. Besides, Canada, unlike Saddam, could handle having nukes without using them. There is really no point in trying anyway, since we are allied and have some defence agreements to defend you.
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NosyNed
Member Posts: 9011 From: Canada Joined: 04-04-2003
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US Invasion
I realized the potential risk that the US represents during the 1973 oil crisis. There was an interview with a senator (Florida I think) and he talked about the "North American" oil reserves. It was clear during the interview that it was a case of what is yours is yours and what is ours is yours too. Now I think that electrical supplies and water could well get included in that. If we decided that what is our is ours I could see some sabers getting rattled. And we can easily produce weapons grade uranium if we thought it was a good idea.
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nator
Member (Idle past 2418 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Re: And what we want one of those for?
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We haven't invaded the idiots in france, so why start with you.
Are you referring to the "idiots" in France who were 100% correct that we invaded Iraq under false pretenses, that Bush et. al. didn't have evidence of WMD? Those idiots?
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