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Topic: Humor Strikes back
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SuperNintendo Chalmers
Member (Idle past 6088 days) Posts: 772 From: Bartlett, IL, USA Joined: 12-27-2005
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Message 196 of 217 (290164)
02-24-2006 5:19 PM
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Reply to: Message 192 by Silent H
02-24-2006 1:31 PM
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Blagoyevich
I live in Chicagoland, and I call tell you that Blagoyevich is a total idiot. This guy got an 18 on his ACT. That is REALLY, REALLY bad.
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Silent H
Member (Idle past 6074 days) Posts: 7405 From: satellite of love Joined: 12-11-2002
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Re: Blagoyevich
I live in Chicagoland, and I call tell you that Blagoyevich is a total idiot.
I'm from there (left a couple years back to live in Europe). I didn't like some of his policies but I didn't think he was a total idiot. But evidence is mounting.
holmes "What you need is sustained outrage...there's far too much unthinking respect given to authority." (M.Ivins)
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Lithodid-Man
Member (Idle past 3185 days) Posts: 504 From: Juneau, Alaska, USA Joined: 03-22-2004
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Message 198 of 217 (290269)
02-25-2006 6:34 AM
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Invertebrate Zoology jokes
This bad, but the best my field has to offer.... How do you know if a seastar has been drinking? He can't stand on his own tube feet.
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cavediver
Member (Idle past 3898 days) Posts: 4129 From: UK Joined: 06-16-2005
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Re: Invertebrate Zoology jokes
You think that's bad for a subject-based joke? What's sin x over n ??? 6 
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nwr
Member Posts: 6484 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: 08-08-2005 Member Rating: 8.7
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Message 200 of 217 (290304)
02-25-2006 12:16 PM
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Reply to: Message 199 by cavediver
02-25-2006 7:31 AM
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The wages of sin
I'm reminded of the case where a student, in a math class, simplified sin x/x
by cancelling the "x", leaving an answer of sin. The professor (not me) wrote on his paper "The wages of sin is death."
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nator
Member (Idle past 2424 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Message 201 of 217 (290386)
02-25-2006 2:10 PM
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Reply to: Message 195 by Michael
02-24-2006 4:59 PM
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Re: uh, no
Janine Turner isn't perfect. She suffers from dry eye. And of course, she's a Republican so must not be all that smart/generous of spirit. And George Clooney doesn't do any of those things you mentioned. I;ve dreamed about him, I know.
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cavediver
Member (Idle past 3898 days) Posts: 4129 From: UK Joined: 06-16-2005
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Message 202 of 217 (290399)
02-25-2006 3:19 PM
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Reply to: Message 200 by nwr
02-25-2006 12:16 PM
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Re: The wages of sin
Please don't... reminds me too much of some of my own students  I had a pool cue that came in very handy for such occasions...
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Son Goku
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Message 203 of 217 (290451)
02-25-2006 6:56 PM
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Reply to: Message 200 by nwr
02-25-2006 12:16 PM
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Re: The wages of sin
An old favourite of mine from my first year in undergrad: Our Professor: So finishing the calculation we see the result is 60 m/s for the velocity. Student: Is that 60 minutes per second? Our Professor: Um......no, it's 60 meters per second. Student: Meters per second?! How can you fit a meter into a second?!
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Zhimbo
Member (Idle past 6266 days) Posts: 571 From: New Hampshire, USA Joined: 07-28-2001
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Message 204 of 217 (290574)
02-26-2006 10:59 AM
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Reply to: Message 199 by cavediver
02-25-2006 7:31 AM
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Psychology joke was Re: Invertebrate Zoology jokes
OK, subject-based jokes. I have exactly one from Psychology. What does a behaviorist say after sex? "Well, that was good for you, but how was it for me?"
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Michael
Member (Idle past 4892 days) Posts: 199 From: USA Joined: 05-14-2005
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Message 205 of 217 (290625)
02-26-2006 2:29 PM
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Reply to: Message 201 by nator
02-25-2006 2:10 PM
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Janine Turner isn't perfect. Any evidence that seems to deny the perfection of Janine Turner is not being interpreted correctly.
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Michael
Member (Idle past 4892 days) Posts: 199 From: USA Joined: 05-14-2005
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A termite walks into a bar and asks ...
"Is the bar tender here?"
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nator
Member (Idle past 2424 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Message 207 of 217 (290734)
02-26-2006 8:47 PM
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Reply to: Message 205 by Michael
02-26-2006 2:29 PM
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Any evidence that seems to deny the perfection of Janine Turner is not being interpreted correctly.
1) She's a self-admitted republican. Major imperfection. 2) She suffers from dry eye, according to her own testimonal TV commercials. Sorry dude, she's a conservative that will never shed a tear.
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nator
Member (Idle past 2424 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Message 208 of 217 (290735)
02-26-2006 8:48 PM
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this is frigging hilarious!
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macaroniandcheese 
Suspended Member (Idle past 4182 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: 05-24-2004
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Message 209 of 217 (290961)
02-27-2006 8:42 PM
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 awesome. i love this site.
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macaroniandcheese
Suspended Member (Idle past 4182 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: 05-24-2004
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Message 210 of 217 (291436)
03-02-2006 10:13 AM
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