Humor Strikes back

http://www.ucomics.com/stuartcarlson/2006/01/07/

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RebelAAmerican.Zen[Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.

http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/2006/01/10/

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RebelAAmerican.Zen[Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.

George Clooney!Did anyone hear him talking about Jack Abramoff a few hours ago at the Globes? He said something like "who in hell would name their kid something that starts with 'jack' and ends with 'off'?"

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E-mailed to me by a friend. For those not from the Minnesota, Wisconsin, etc. area (or haven't seen the movie "Fargo"), the spellings simulate and exaggerate the regional Scandinavian accent.-----WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE LUTHERAN VIKING AIR IS NOW OPERATING IN MINNYSOTA. ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA.*If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran) Viking Air, da *no-frills* airline. You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where flyin is a upliftin experience.Dere is no First Class on any Lutran Viking Air flight. Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad; 16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a dessert. Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft.Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage. All fares are by free will offering and da plane will not land 'til da budget is met.Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit da safety system aboard dis Lutran Viking Air 599.Okay den, listen up. I'm only gonna say dis vonce. In da event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised and so vill Captain Olson, because we fly right around two tousand feet, so loss of cabin pressure would probably mean da
Second Coming or someting of dat nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze liddle masks on da rubber tubes. You're gonna have bigger tings to worry about den dat. Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes. Probably da masks fell out because of turbulence
which, to be honest wit you, we're going to have quite a bit of at two tousand feet, sort a like driving across a plowed field, but after a while you get used to it.In da event of a water landing, I'd say forget ! it. Start saying da Lord's Prayer and just hope you get to da part about forgive us our sins as we forgive doze who sin against us, which some people say "trespass against us," which ain't right, but what can you do?Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because day may confuse da plane's navigation system, which is seat of da pants all da way. No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo, and if God meant you to use a cell phone, He would have put your mout on da side of your head.We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style wit da coffee pot up front. Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat pocket in front of you. Don't take yours wit you when you go or I am going to be real upset and I am not kiddin!Right now I'll say Grace: "Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and let deze gifts to us be blessed. Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land in Dulut or pretty close."Happy Landin wit da Lutran Viking Airline.-----Moose
Duluth, Minnesota, USA

i guess that explains why they didn't get on the ark in time...http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

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btw.
This message has been edited by brennakimi, 02-02-2006 10:18 PM

yeah, i've read through the whole archives -- i just posted the ones i thought were appropriate *nudge*

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i posted the ones i thought were funny.

yes, well, i think they're all funny.now stop it or we're gonna get suspended again.

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How did you like this one, Spidey?

quite well, quite well.

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This is pretty funny:The "Whose God is More Vicious Quiz!"  The Bible vs. The Koran! In general, if you have never been there this site is pretty funny:Landover Baptist | Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome It once had a link to one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.The creation science fair: Creation Science FairheheheThis message has been edited by AdminJar, 02-15-2006 04:47 PM

Vice-President Cheney is now following in the footsteps of former President Clinton. He, too, is shooting in people's face.

This message has been edited by Tal, 02-17-2006 04:06 PM

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I'd still rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than driving across a bridge with Ted Kennedy.