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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2476 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
There was a young Southern Baptist
So shy, he had never been kissed So, frustrated in love His thoughts turned up above And he became a creationist One fine day, he joined EvCTyped his thoughts for the world to see He made a big hit Spouting non-stop sh*t Gish galloping wild and free Soon came the inevitable dayReason went completely away The poor little sod Has decided he’s God But we all know it’s really just R” (“Sod” isn’t cheating to rhyme here in the U.K.) Sod - Wikipedia(disambiguation)
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1404 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
we all have fun at EvC
typing posts for the whole world to see we can type what we think and create quite a stink and then wonder was it you or me? compare Fiocruz Genome and fight Muscular Dystrophy with Team EvC! (click) we are limited in our ability to understand by our ability to understand RebelAAmericanOZen[Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. |
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
There are some who post in gibberish,
Or take liberties with Englerish, But it's pretty impressive (Some might say obsessive) When a thread is all in Limerish.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2476 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
creepy folk should realize
we need not capitalize it is their fault they whine for nought and should just buy new eyes
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
If your Shift key is bust,
Then our eyes must adjust. The words are important. Even if they're discordant, They can be decyphered, I trust. “Faith moves mountains, but only knowledge moves them to the right place” -- Joseph Goebbels ------------- Help scientific research in your spare time. No cost. No obligation. Join the World Community Grid with Team EvC
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2476 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
To hit the shift for some's a strain
An almighty tiresome pain But then they could And surely should Just buy another brain
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
When writing on limerick verses,
I remember the joke about ursus. If my rhymes ain't the best, They may still pass the test As long as they're no worse than yourses. “Faith moves mountains, but only knowledge moves them to the right place” -- Joseph Goebbels ------------- Help scientific research in your spare time. No cost. No obligation. Join the World Community Grid with Team EvC
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2476 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
The rhymes can't get worse than mine
And I think that yours are devine As for ursus the bear I just couldn't care So long as your poetry's fine
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
If we're out in the woods (just us two)
And a bear tries to catch us for stew, I don't have to be fastest As long as you're lastest. (I have to be faster than you.) “Faith moves mountains, but only knowledge moves them to the right place” -- Joseph Goebbels ------------- Help scientific research in your spare time. No cost. No obligation. Join the World Community Grid with Team EvC
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1404 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Creationists come here saying "god,
don't you see how incredibly odd this debate can be why can't you see evolution is incredibly flawed" The evolutionists in their turnsay what the creos need to learn - when properly applied the theory hasn't lied - and the truth is their only concern Edited by RAZD, : . compare Fiocruz Genome and fight Muscular Dystrophy with Team EvC! (click) we are limited in our ability to understand by our ability to understand RebelAAmericanOZen[Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. |
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Jon Inactive Member |
If this thread ever reaches its max,
We're all likely to have heart attacks. For a little rhyme Is okay s'm the time, But not also if content it lacks. Now some might say that they post gold,And for them our hands we must fold. Give them a prayer, Not a blank stare, And hope that it can save their soul. For there once was a young man named ,Now you might think his name was bizzare, Though crazy he was, He'd post just because, He was too young to get into the bar. And so one day a man from up-state,Decided his name he did hate. Said change it you must, Or I won't let you post, And so the alias of Jon he did make. |
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2476 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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There was a young man called Ringo
A true lover of the lingo All through the night* Limericks he would write He never could let a good thing go *(It's 2:00 am here)
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Jon Inactive Member |
But this is what bluegenes didn't know
Was that in Canada time moved quite slow And though living south Jon opened his mouth And said it was only 8:20 or so.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2476 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
But bluegenes to Canada has been
And to all the time zones between Canadians aren't slow They just get too much snow And thus slip behind, it would seem
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Michael Member (Idle past 4637 days) Posts: 199 From: USA Joined: |
Gentlemen, your standard is here.
As of yet, you are nowhere near to the very high caliber (what do you say? Ringo's a "her"?) of the words of your poetic peer. Edited by Michael, : forgot the damn smiley
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